Awards Season 2022

[brundlefly]

To anyone who ever suggested Academy members vote for people who might give exciting speeches, I give you every single winner from All Quiet on the Western Front.

[beamish14]

Well, Mindy Kaling is up there now, so the Academy hates us as well

I’m truly stumped over what films she’s actually appeared in. She’s TV through and through

[beamish14]

To anyone who ever suggested Academy members vote for people who might give exciting speeches, I give you every single winner from All Quiet on the Western Front.

Hahaha! I love this

[soundchaser]

To anyone who ever suggested Academy members vote for people who might give exciting speeches, I give you every single winner from All Quiet on the Western Front.

All Quiet on the Academy Stage

[knives]

McCarthy has a life pass thanks to Gilmore Girls.

I maintain she was fantastic in Can You Ever Forgive Me?

Agreed, and I like most of her comedy work as well.

[Apperson]

So they're just going to do a bear costume bit every 7 years huh.

[Computer Raheem]

Every time this damn show has a skit

[beamish14]

But I thought all of Top Gun was totally real! What do you mean it has 2,000 VFX shots?

[Computer Raheem]

And the Oscars for Most Obvious Film to Win in a Given Category goes to...

[Kracker]

Avatar Visual Winner: "I have to thank our families...." *ORCHESTRA IMMEDIATELY BLARES*

hahahahaha

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“Most Uncomfortable Attendee” goes to Malala. (And rightly so.)

[Computer Raheem]

Lol at the Academy not letting people who made a film whose main themes involve family and they can't thank their families

[beamish14]

What this asshole said to Malala Yousafazi was beyond the pale. Everyone clearly hates this fucking bit

[Computer Raheem]

Every time this damn show has a skit

Just gonna keep reposting this until Kimmel shuts up

[Kracker]

Cocaine Bear harassing Malala Yousafazi was not on my bingo card

[therewillbeblus]

Wow, Oscars for production designing WWI trenches and a three-note score. Truly the pinnacle of movie magic being rewarded tonight.

I think the impetus is more spite-voting against Babylon than a motivation to reward anything else

[therewillbeblus]

Me: [Defends Kimmel]

Kimmel: My punchline is “Malala Land”

[brundlefly]

Cocaine Bear harassing Malala Yousafazi was not on my bingo card

Next year, they'll be co-presenting. "I just want to talk about peace and give out an award to an accomplished artist. Please stop pretending to snort imaginary controlled substances off me. Please."

[Computer Raheem]

And that's why Rihanna is a national treasure; genuinely better than the actual recording, even if it was only 2 minutes at best

[beamish14]

How did A$AP Rocky get ahold of champagne? This isn’t the Golden Globes

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And that's why Rihanna is a national treasure; genuinely better than the actual recording, even if it was only 2 minutes at best

I’d never heard the song before tonight, and I’m still not sure I have. Rihanna may be good, but what a non-event the actual piece was.

[beamish14]

And that's why Rihanna is a national treasure; genuinely better than the actual recording, even if it was only 2 minutes at best

I’d never heard the song before tonight, and I’m still not sure I have. Rihanna may be good, but what a non-event the actual piece was.

None of the songs are particularly memorable, and I’m a big fan of Byrne

[Computer Raheem]

And that's why Rihanna is a national treasure; genuinely better than the actual recording, even if it was only 2 minutes at best

I’d never heard the song before tonight, and I’m still not sure I have. Rihanna may be good, but what a non-event the actual piece was.

Oh, the song itself is mediocre, but Rihanna can make mediocrity bearable (in my opinion)

[Brian C]

That "civil engineering" joke is a perfect example of why Kimmel sucks - it was completely obvious where he was going as soon as he started in on "the road system here in L.A.", but yet, it's just mean-spirited on its face. Sure, sure - it's a joke, but it's just phrased so inartfully that there's nothing there but the stupid insult.

[Kracker]

Finally, i get to see the uncontrollable humper from in the Turn Down For What video on the Academy stage receiving an Oscar