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richast2
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#201 Post by richast2 »

denti alligator wrote:
Ishmael wrote:Fishermen awake
Covered with scars and boners
It's Fishing with John
And you would know about fishing, wouldn't you, Ishmael.

In the immortal words of the sea captain in The Simpsons:

[on the phone] "Arr. Call me back, Ishmael."

I prefer "Yar. I hate the sea and all that's in it."
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#202 Post by Antoine Doinel »

richast2 wrote:
denti alligator wrote:
Ishmael wrote:Fishermen awake
Covered with scars and boners
It's Fishing with John
And you would know about fishing, wouldn't you, Ishmael.

In the immortal words of the sea captain in The Simpsons:

[on the phone] "Arr. Call me back, Ishmael."

I prefer "Yar. I hate the sea and all that's in it."
I prefer the episode in which Homer is suing the Captain for the all-you-can-eat buffet and:

Lionel Hutz
"Isn't it true you're not a real captain?"
Captain [sadly]
"Yar."
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#203 Post by toiletduck! »

Forgotten classics
Undeniable masters
Also Equinox

-Toilet Dcuk
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jorencain
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#204 Post by jorencain »

Annie Mall wrote:- Bad Timing...
- The Children are Watching Us!
- Good Morning...!
Nice :D It took a second to sink in.
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#205 Post by gubbelsj »

Torn prints, muffed deadlines,
A new Cold War springs to life -
Oh Oh Eisenstein.
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justeleblanc
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#206 Post by justeleblanc »

Doinel-And-Smores night.
Disc three, the wood stops burning.
Light the Fox Lorbers!
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#207 Post by Cinephrenic »

=P~
Last edited by Cinephrenic on Sat May 13, 2006 4:15 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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#208 Post by justeleblanc »

what happened to the 5-7-5 theory?
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Matt
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#209 Post by Matt »

justeleblanc wrote:what happened to the 5-7-5 theory?
Criterion wrote:The 5-7-5 syllable structure is standard, but we'll allow some flexibility here!
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Steven H
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#210 Post by Steven H »

windowbox ozu?
why not poop in my mouth
and call it a sunday
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#211 Post by dekadetia »

Steven H wrote:windowbox ozu?
why not poop in my mouth
and call it a sunday
If it closes out the weekend on a high note, I guess...
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#212 Post by Cinesimilitude »

matt wrote:
justeleblanc wrote:what happened to the 5-7-5 theory?
Criterion wrote:The 5-7-5 syllable structure is standard, but we'll allow some flexibility here!
But I bet a decent 5,7,5 will win over a witty anything else.
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#213 Post by Antoine Doinel »

SncDthMnky wrote:
matt wrote:
justeleblanc wrote:what happened to the 5-7-5 theory?
Criterion wrote:The 5-7-5 syllable structure is standard, but we'll allow some flexibility here!
But I bet a decent 5,7,5 will win over a witty anything else.
Perhaps, but the newsletter seems to hint that there will be more than one winner.
The winners will receive a DVD of Late Spring or any other title of equal or lesser value released prior to our May lineup. The winning haikus will be published in next month's newsletter and by submitting an entry you have granted us permission to reprint your name and submission.
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George Kaplan
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#214 Post by George Kaplan »

"I remember"

My first thought and continued hope is that this is a reference to LOLA MONTES and the multiple reiteration "Do you remember?" that prompts the first flashback of Lola's remembrance and the structuring principle of the film. Stefan Drößler & the Munich Filmmuseum's restoration of the German version (which I was fortunate enough to see at NY's Film Forum) is brilliant, sorry Marcel. Word is that this restoration will also make another rare showing at this year's Cinema Rittrovato in Bologna. Since this was originally out on Fox Lorber in the US I am hoping that the association via Wellspring (Truffaut, Rohmer, Fassbinder, etc.) is continuing. That said, AMARCORD sounds more likely. Personally, enough with the Fellini already.

"Bees"

SPIRIT OF THE BEEHIVE, almost certainly.

"Swarming devils"

Certainly a Milton reference. In Paradise Lost 1.768 Satan's "swarming devils" are likened to "bees in spring time." The question then is whether this forms a single or multiple upcoming release reference. If, multiple the EQUINOX guesses sound reasonable, but why when already announced? If it is THE DEVILS...words almost fail me...isn't Michael Bay's inclusion puerile enough for the entire collection? How about Jerzy Kawalerowicz's MOTHER JOAN OF THE ANGELS instead? I vote for one release reference.

"Slam your doors in golden silence"

PLAYTIME, certainly.

The two silhouetted terriers:

What about Geoffrey & Stanley? Hitchcock's two Sealyhams who appear with him in THE BIRDS and form the basis for the name of his MARNIE production company. It is all but impossible but I can dream of a deluxe, Criterion release of MARNIE with deleted scenes and a full commentary by Tippi Hedren. More realistically, it could mean a reference to SABOTAGE, YOUNG AND INNOCENT, MURDER, THE LODGER or BLACKMAIL in both silent & sound versions.
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#215 Post by oldsheperd »

I Like Morrissey
Not the Director Paul M.
The Guy From the Smiths
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benm
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#216 Post by benm »

Hark! Jon Mulvaney
Where hath he gone to these days?
Free from same queries.
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#217 Post by denti alligator »

How about:

Waiting, waiting, still
Waiting, waiting, waiting, still
No Eisenstein box
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oldsheperd
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#218 Post by oldsheperd »

Loving You Is Hard
But Not As Hard As Dokken
That Shit Rocks!
-Poet Unknown
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#219 Post by HerrSchreck »

OH, RIGHT, HAIKU NOW.
WE ALREADY LIKE OLD FILMS.
BALLET, ANYONE?
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#220 Post by Elpenor »

That line down the spine:
Sexiest geometry
Since the sinusoid.

O Criterion!
Like cherry blossoms in drought:
Only three per month.

Look! A thousand apes
With a thousand paintbrushes.
Michael Powell cries.

Andrei Tarkovsky
Is underrepresented:
Why no Zerkalo?

Eisenstein silents
Trapped in restoration hell
Never to be boxed

And a tribute to the "Criterion 2006" thread:

Stop releasing shit
Like Equinox and put out
More Bergman instead.
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denti alligator
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#221 Post by denti alligator »

A real poet is among us.

Those first three are stunning.
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Anthony
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#222 Post by Anthony »

Elpenor wrote:That line down the spine:
Sexiest geometry
Since the sinusoid.

O Criterion!
Like cherry blossoms in drought:
Only three per month.

Look! A thousand apes
With a thousand paintbrushes.
Michael Powell cries.

Andrei Tarkovsky
Is underrepresented:
Why no Zerkalo?

Eisenstein silents
Trapped in restoration hell
Never to be boxed

And a tribute to the "Criterion 2006" thread:

Stop releasing shit
Like Equinox and put out
More Bergman instead.
YES YES YES! Very eloquently stated. I hope you submit this in their little contest.
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mteller
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#223 Post by mteller »

ola t wrote:"I remember" made me think of Last Year at Marienbad.
Same here.

And if it is Marienbad, I just might shit myself.
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#224 Post by godardslave »

Elpenor wrote:That line down the spine:
Sexiest geometry
Since the sinusoid.

O Criterion!
Like cherry blossoms in drought:
Only three per month.

Look! A thousand apes
With a thousand paintbrushes.
Michael Powell cries.

Andrei Tarkovsky
Is underrepresented:
Why no Zerkalo?

Eisenstein silents
Trapped in restoration hell
Never to be boxed

And a tribute to the "Criterion 2006" thread:

Stop releasing shit
Like Equinox and put out
More Bergman instead.
this wins the "best first post on this forum" award. (so far, at least!)
Elpenor
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#225 Post by Elpenor »

denti alligator wrote:A real poet is among us.
Come now, don't feed the ego. It might bite your hand off.
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