Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (Stephen Herek 1989) I was planning to revisit both of these films together, but after the underwhelming experience of sitting through this one, I think I'll wait a little while before ruining my positive memories of
Bogus Journey. I do suspect the target audience here
is eight year olds, though, since anyone older will have problems buying into most of the extraordinarily sketchy frame on which all of the action is hung. The film doesn't care enough to make sense, and this lackadaisical approach at least in results one funny moment late in the film wherein Bill and Ted decide that to get out of assorted precarious situations, they'll just remember to prepare supplies for the present by going back in the past afterwards and putting them there to begin with-- it's a good comic idea dealing with the myriad of nonsensical aspects of time travel and the film could have used more of that and less of famous people being quite glad and rather non-plussed to travel through time to deliver a not-even-that-good final oral report to an over-enthused crowd. I mean, I guess the idea of, say, Joan of Arc wanting to lead an aerobics class
could be funny, maybe, but just presenting that as a shallow "joke" is about at the level this film pitches its idiotic references. Alex Winter is responsible for the brilliant
Freaked and Reeves is generally good even if he gets a bum rap for his elocution style, but I didn't much care for either in this film, which made it even harder to get through. The messenger for this celebration of stupidity get about the level of quality such a message deserves.
Cameron's Closet (Armand Mastoianni 1988) I vividly remember the trailer for this film playing before some rental years ago when I was just a kid, and it has always stuck in the back of my mind. In true "Expectations will only fail you" fashion, this is about as lousy as 80s horror gets, with a nonsensical plot in which a little psychic boy inadvertently brings an ancient demon statue to life inside his closet (or the closet of wherever he goes). The only terrifying thing about this film, which by the way opens with Tab Hunter getting accidentally beheaded by a machete, is that for some reason poor Mel Harris from
thirtysomething is given what must be the worst wardrobe in the history of filmed images. I don't know what she did to piss off the costume department (which, based on the apparent budget for this, may very well have been located in the backseat of someone's Camry), but behold a couple of her non-demon-spawned outfits:
(Maybe the other terrifying thing here is that these crystal clear caps are from a commercial DVD release!)
Fright Night (Tom Holland 1985) Fun, special effects-heavy vampire film that mostly works if you turn off the logic part of your brain and just let the whole affair wash over you (I know, I used the same argument against
Bill and Ted, but here we are on the other end of that spectrum). I liked the performances, especially Chris Sarandon (who is always so good at being a slick villain) and of course Roddy McDowall as the b-horror movie host/actor who gets suckered into dealing with the real thing. Not nearly as good as the stylish but comparatively more serious
the Lost Boys as far as 80s Vampires Next Door flicks go, but still better than expected. Plus the music is a funky treat-- I enjoyed the lyrics to the title song accompanying the end credits: "Can't you tell he's tearing us apart / I got to drive a stake through his heart"