No Way Out (Roger Donaldson 1987) Loose remake of
the Big Clock (this was the decade of noir-updates, apparently), and as with last update's
DOA, I don't have a lot of love for the original, so I don't object too strongly to it being re-envisioned. While I enjoyed this more than
DOA (and that other Gene Hackman-starring noir remake,
Narrow Margin), I think it's still a heavily flawed film, with some dopey thriller aspects and one truly intolerable character played to maximum annoyance by Will Patton who gets even more offensive once his true nature is revealed (in more ways than one…). However, with all of those caveats in mind, I still find myself recommending the film, and I can't even hint at why without spoiling the only experience by which there is value to be found. So, beware, you really do not want to un-spoiler this unless you've seen the film
Credit where credit is due: This film has hands-down one of the best twist endings I've ever seen (I actually can't think of a better one, though one may come to me), and it's twice as impressive for being completely fair based on the evidence shown in the film and yet still unexpected and a total "Holy shit" game-changer. I didn't even like the film and had significant issues for most of the running time, but the ending had me laughing incredulously and admitting (out loud, to the TV, which can hear me I guess) "Okay, you got me. That's pretty fucking good." This is how you compound Cold War fears in an effective manner, not fucking Red Dawn.
Polyester (John Waters 1981) John Waters' idea of respectability (or at least a level up) is still pretty wild, and your enjoyment of the film will rest with the ability to withstand compounding tastelessness with Waters' lovingly melodramatic swipe at the tropes of many studio-era weepies while completely disregarding anything else from the era-- well, except for Tab Hunter, of course! I was glad, if that's the right word, that my DVD copy came with an Odorama card so I could finally experience film the way it was meant to be experienced-- nasally. Bonus points for one of the porno theatre protesters in the film holding a placard that simply says "I HATE MOVIES."
Used Cars (Robert Zemeckis 1980) A silly movie that nevertheless remains entertaining for nearly two hours while pretending it makes any sense whatsoever. Dueling used car lots, each owned by Jack Warden in a different guise, duke it out for prime placement near a new freeway and this and all the other unlikely events (an OJ trial-esque show of interest in a false advertising charge, for instance) only matter because the zany characters buy into it. Jack Warden is great fun as always, Kurt Russell is maybe a bit too young for the part but he's game, and Gerrit Graham and Frank McRae have some good cheap character runners that work in spite of themselves. This was written and directed by the same team responsible for
Back to the Future and I even saw a producer credit in there somewhere for Spielberg (and John Milius!), but this is more a post-
Animal House, dirty but good-natured comedy than anything particularly ambitious. Not list-worthy, but fun, and now I've somehow seen all of Zemeckis' 80s work. The director guide would be:
Just watch the Back to the Future movies, which you've already seen, so good work.
Five day weekend thanks to the snow means even more 80s viewings! I'm making far better time than I was on the 70s list (though true to my prediction, I just keep buying more 80s movies to fill the holes left by watched titles-- I'll never get my unwatched prairie down to a reasonable size!)