Jeff wrote:(a.) artistically impressive enough to Peter Becker for him to feel that it fit their brand
How can a film be artistically impressive to Peter Becker if he doesn't make the effort to see it? No film is going to meet this criteria until Becker and team start scouting methodically for acquisitions at the major festivals outside the US.
If you take the Peter Becker part out of the equation, however, then surely every film chosen for Cannes or Venice has artistic value on some level - or do you purport to know better than the programmers? The only possible exception might be a very high profile film (eg. Indiana Jones & the Crystal Skull or Babel) that is there to bring Hollywood stars to the red carpet - believe it or not, those aren't the kinds of films we're talking about here.
Jeff wrote:(b.) commercially viable - It's a very accessible film and Janus' release was reportedly very successful
But is this down to the film or the success of Janus' promotional campaign? I don't believe anyone can answer that definitively. What we do know for certain is that no other US distributor picked it up, including IFC - if the film is so very obviously accessible and commercial, why would this be? Some wild freak of nature, or for the reasons I have already very clearly outlined?
As you might imagine, I will not be sending a list of requests to 'jon mulvaney' anytime soon. It is a question of policy, not individual titles, and Criterion are hardly going to take the initiative, on the basis of an anonymous e-mail, when their contemporary arthouse slate for the year is already filled up with sub-licenses from IFC. I will, however, be boycotting all Criterion releases until this 'special relationship' comes to an end.
p.s. If this discussion were to be moved to an appropriate thread (eg. the Criterion - IFC thread), I would happily provide a list of recent films that I feel deserve US distribution. In the context of "Why Won't Criterion Release Only What I Want?", however, I feel such a list would be deeply inappropriate (these are not all films that I even like, necessarily, that's not the point of this at all).