THE 2019 CRITERION FORUM FPTP BRITISH GENERAL ELECTION CLUSTERFUCK AWARDS
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:17 pm
THE 2019 CRITERION FORUM FPTP BRITISH GENERAL ELECTION CLUSTERFUCK AWARDS
FOR EXCELLENCE IN BRITISH HOME VIDEO
(Formerly the Criterion BAFTAS)

After a bit of to-ing and fro-ing, we’ve decided to revive these parallel awards with a bit of a twist.
Last year the riches put out by British labels were so great that the voting ended up a little diffuse. This year doesn’t seem to be any exception, so we’ve trimmed down the categories and initiated a new voting protocol. It’s very simple, but so are some of our potential contributors, so read the following instructions carefully.
1) The ballot will be decided by nomination. The only way to make a nomination is to post in this thread. No PMs.
2) Nominate your favourite 2019 British releases in any or all of the voting categories. You can nominate as many worthy releases in each category as you like (but don’t be stupid about it).
3) If you like somebody else’s nominee in any category, you can second that nominee (but don’t be stupid about it). Seconding a release only works if you’re seconding it in the same category for which it’s nominated, so you need to be clear about which category you’re nominating and seconding releases for, or else your vote will not register.
4) Any release with a nomination and a seconder will go through to the final ballot, even if there are thousands of them. (If there are thousands of them, I will dump the cheesecake truck and leave town.)
5) Nominations will close on or around Monday January 13.
6) The list of eligible films in each category will be posted shortly thereafter. If any category has failed to achieve five seconded nominations, it will be eliminated from the ballot.
7) Select your favourites from this list in each specified category (you can’t vote for a particular release as “Best Box Set” if it’s only been nominated for “Best Packaging”, for example, and vice versa). Your vote for “Best Release” MUST contain ten (10) titles, ranked in order of preference, or none of your votes will be counted. Voting in other categories is optional. If you include ties in any category, I’m just going to ignore you.
8) The final vote will be accepted up until Monday 3 February (to give participants a chance to catch up on the nominated releases). Your final vote can be made as a post in this thread or, if you’re shy, as a PM to me.
9) All Arrow releases are eligible, unless they were only released in the USA. No Criterion releases are eligible, because there’s already an awards thread for them.
10) If this doesn’t work, it’s swo’s fault.
As always, this thread is supposed to be more about discussion and recommendations than raw data, so please take the time to explain a little about why you think X is the best box set ever, or Y has the shittiest cover since Cluny Brown.
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2019 CRITERION FORUM FPTP BRITISH GENERAL ELECTION CLUSTERFUCK AWARDS FINALISTS
Vote in this thread or by PM to me before Monday 3 February.
BEST RELEASE (NUMBERED IN ORDER FROM 1-10) - You must vote for ten titles from the following list in order to have your ballot counted.
An American Werewolf in London
The Andromeda Strain
A Blonde in Love
The Buddhist Trilogy
A Case for a Rookie Hangman
Dawson City: Frozen Time
demonlover
Derek Jarman Vol. 2
Diamonds of the Night
Donbass
Dragonwyck
The Ear
The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On
Immaculate Conception
The Fate of Lee Khan
The Fifth Cord
The Golem
Ikarie XB-1
Journey to the Beginning of Time Khrustalyov, My Car!
Legend of the Witches & Secret Rites
Lilith
The Lonely Passion of Judith Hearne
Marlene Dietrich & Josef von Sternberg at Paramount
Moulin Rouge
90° in the Shade
Nuri Bilge Ceylan: The Complete Films
Of Flesh and Blood: The Cinema of Hirokazu Kore-eda
The Possessed
The Reckless Moment
The Ring Collection
Scum
Secret Ceremony
The Snake Pit
Spetters
They Made Me a Fugitive
Three Films with Sammo Hung
Time Without Pity
Track 29
The Triple Echo
The White Reindeer
BEST ARROW RELEASE (VOTE FOR 1)
An American Werewolf in London
The Andromeda Strain
The Buddhist Trilogy
demonlover
The Fifth Cord
Khrustalyov, My Car!
The Possessed
The Ring Collection
BEST BFI RELEASE (VOTE FOR 1)
Derek Jarman Vol. 2
Legend of the Witches & Secret Rites
Moulin Rouge
Of Flesh and Blood: The Cinema of Hirokazu Kore-eda
Spetters
BEST INDICATOR RELEASE (VOTE FOR 1)
Dragonwyck
Immaculate Conception
Lilith
The Lonely Passion of Judith Hearne
Marlene Dietrich & Josef von Sternberg at Paramount
90° in the Shade
The Reckless Moment
Scum
Secret Ceremony
The Snake Pit
They Made Me a Fugitive
Time Without Pity
Track 29
The Triple Echo
BEST MASTERS OF CINEMA or EUREKA RELEASE (VOTE FOR 1)
Donbass
The Fate of Lee Khan
The Golem
Three Films with Sammo Hung
The White Reindeer
BEST SECOND RUN RELEASE (VOTE FOR 1)
A Blonde in Love
A Case for a Rookie Hangman
Dawson City: Frozen Time
Diamonds of the Night
The Ear
The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On
Ikarie XB-1
Journey to the Beginning of Time
BEST BOXED SET (VOTE FOR 1)
The Buddhist Trilogy
Derek Jarman Vol. 2
Marlene Dietrich & Josef von Sternberg at Paramount
Nuri Bilge Ceylan: The Complete Films
Of Flesh and Blood: The Cinema of Hirokazu Kore-eda
The Ring Collection
BEST COVER (VOTE FOR 1)



ELIMINATED CATEGORIES (Failed to attract five or more nominees):
BEST "BONUS" FILM
BEST BOOKLET OR BOOK
BEST COMMENTARY
BEST DISCOVERY (which wouldn’t actually really work in this voting format anyway)
BEST ON-DISC NON-COMMENTARY EXTRA
BEST PACKAGING
MOST FLAWED RELEASE
WORST COVER (Let’s just give it to Model Shop)
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And your 2019 CRITERION FORUM FPTP BRITISH GENERAL ELECTION CLUSTERFUCK AWARDS categories are…
BEST RELEASE (NUMBERED IN ORDER FROM 1-10) - You must vote for ten titles to have your ballot counted. Boxed sets can be voted for in this category.
Currently eligible titles are those listed by label below, plus the following:
Nuri Bilge Ceylan: The Complete Films
BEST BOXED SET (VOTE FOR 1) – This relates to multi-film box sets. Boxed sets dedicated to a single very big film / series are not eligible.
Currently eligible titles:
The Buddhist Trilogy
Derek Jarman Vol. 2
Marlene Dietrich & Josef von Sternberg at Paramount
Nuri Bilge Ceylan: The Complete Films
Of Flesh and Blood: The Cinema of Hirokazu Kore-eda
The Ring Collection
BEST COMMENTARY (VOTE FOR 1) – New commentaries only, not ports of existing discs from other labels/studios.
Nothing eligible yet
BEST "BONUS" FILM (VOTE FOR 1) – This relates to bonus features, shorts or documentaries included on a disc alongside the headline title. It’s intended to cover films with a profile independent of the headliner, not works of whatever length created specifically for the home video release or other publicity purpose.
Currently eligible titles:
Dead Cat (Derek Jarman Vol. 2)
It Was a Faint Dream (The Buddhist Trilogy)
A Short Vision (How I Won the War)
BEST ON-DISC NON-COMMENTARY EXTRA (VOTE FOR 1) – This category relates to anything else on a disc that isn’t a “bonus film” (see above).
Currently eligible:
Miss Blandish and the Censor
BEST BOOKLET OR BOOK (VOTE FOR 1)
Currently eligible titles:
demonlover
BEST COVER (VOTE FOR 1)
Currently eligible titles:



WORST COVER (VOTE FOR 1)
Currently eligible titles:

BEST PACKAGING (VOTE FOR 1)
Currently eligible titles:
Derek Jarman Vol. 2
Marlene Dietrich & Josef von Sternberg at Paramount
BEST DISCOVERY (VOTE FOR 1) – For a film that is new to you.
Currently eligible titles:
demonlover
The Possessed
Time Without Pity
The Triple Echo
MOST FLAWED RELEASE (VOTE FOR 1) – For the treatment of the film (poor transfer, wrong version, bad extras etc.), not the film itself.
Currently eligible titles:
The Far Country
BEST ARROW RELEASE (VOTE FOR 1)
Currently eligible titles:
An American Werewolf in London
The Andromeda Strain
The Buddhist Trilogy
demonlover
The Fifth Cord
Khrustalyov, My Car!
The Possessed
The Ring Collection
BEST BFI RELEASE (VOTE FOR 1)
Currently eligible titles:
Derek Jarman Vol. 2
Legend of the Witches & Secret Rites
Moulin Rouge
Of Flesh and Blood: The Cinema of Hirokazu Kore-eda
Spetters
BEST INDICATOR RELEASE (NUMBERED IN ORDER FROM 1-5)
Currently eligible titles:
Dragonwyck
Immaculate Conception
Lilith
The Lonely Passion of Judith Hearne
Marlene Dietrich & Josef von Sternberg at Paramount
90° in the Shade
The Reckless Moment
Scum
Secret Ceremony
The Snake Pit
They Made Me a Fugitive
Time Without Pity
Track 29
The Triple Echo
BEST MASTERS OF CINEMA or EUREKA RELEASE (VOTE FOR 1)
Currently eligible titles:
Donbass
The Fate of Lee Khan
The Golem
Three Films with Sammo Hung
The White Reindeer
BEST SECOND RUN RELEASE (VOTE FOR 1)
Currently eligible titles:
A Blonde in Love
A Case for a Rookie Hangman
Dawson City: Frozen Time
Diamonds of the Night
The Ear
The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On
Ikarie XB-1
Journey to the Beginning of Time
FOR EXCELLENCE IN BRITISH HOME VIDEO
(Formerly the Criterion BAFTAS)

After a bit of to-ing and fro-ing, we’ve decided to revive these parallel awards with a bit of a twist.
Last year the riches put out by British labels were so great that the voting ended up a little diffuse. This year doesn’t seem to be any exception, so we’ve trimmed down the categories and initiated a new voting protocol. It’s very simple, but so are some of our potential contributors, so read the following instructions carefully.
1) The ballot will be decided by nomination. The only way to make a nomination is to post in this thread. No PMs.
2) Nominate your favourite 2019 British releases in any or all of the voting categories. You can nominate as many worthy releases in each category as you like (but don’t be stupid about it).
3) If you like somebody else’s nominee in any category, you can second that nominee (but don’t be stupid about it). Seconding a release only works if you’re seconding it in the same category for which it’s nominated, so you need to be clear about which category you’re nominating and seconding releases for, or else your vote will not register.
4) Any release with a nomination and a seconder will go through to the final ballot, even if there are thousands of them. (If there are thousands of them, I will dump the cheesecake truck and leave town.)
5) Nominations will close on or around Monday January 13.
6) The list of eligible films in each category will be posted shortly thereafter. If any category has failed to achieve five seconded nominations, it will be eliminated from the ballot.
7) Select your favourites from this list in each specified category (you can’t vote for a particular release as “Best Box Set” if it’s only been nominated for “Best Packaging”, for example, and vice versa). Your vote for “Best Release” MUST contain ten (10) titles, ranked in order of preference, or none of your votes will be counted. Voting in other categories is optional. If you include ties in any category, I’m just going to ignore you.
8) The final vote will be accepted up until Monday 3 February (to give participants a chance to catch up on the nominated releases). Your final vote can be made as a post in this thread or, if you’re shy, as a PM to me.
9) All Arrow releases are eligible, unless they were only released in the USA. No Criterion releases are eligible, because there’s already an awards thread for them.
10) If this doesn’t work, it’s swo’s fault.
As always, this thread is supposed to be more about discussion and recommendations than raw data, so please take the time to explain a little about why you think X is the best box set ever, or Y has the shittiest cover since Cluny Brown.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
2019 CRITERION FORUM FPTP BRITISH GENERAL ELECTION CLUSTERFUCK AWARDS FINALISTS
Vote in this thread or by PM to me before Monday 3 February.
BEST RELEASE (NUMBERED IN ORDER FROM 1-10) - You must vote for ten titles from the following list in order to have your ballot counted.
An American Werewolf in London
The Andromeda Strain
A Blonde in Love
The Buddhist Trilogy
A Case for a Rookie Hangman
Dawson City: Frozen Time
demonlover
Derek Jarman Vol. 2
Diamonds of the Night
Donbass
Dragonwyck
The Ear
The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On
Immaculate Conception
The Fate of Lee Khan
The Fifth Cord
The Golem
Ikarie XB-1
Journey to the Beginning of Time Khrustalyov, My Car!
Legend of the Witches & Secret Rites
Lilith
The Lonely Passion of Judith Hearne
Marlene Dietrich & Josef von Sternberg at Paramount
Moulin Rouge
90° in the Shade
Nuri Bilge Ceylan: The Complete Films
Of Flesh and Blood: The Cinema of Hirokazu Kore-eda
The Possessed
The Reckless Moment
The Ring Collection
Scum
Secret Ceremony
The Snake Pit
Spetters
They Made Me a Fugitive
Three Films with Sammo Hung
Time Without Pity
Track 29
The Triple Echo
The White Reindeer
BEST ARROW RELEASE (VOTE FOR 1)
An American Werewolf in London
The Andromeda Strain
The Buddhist Trilogy
demonlover
The Fifth Cord
Khrustalyov, My Car!
The Possessed
The Ring Collection
BEST BFI RELEASE (VOTE FOR 1)
Derek Jarman Vol. 2
Legend of the Witches & Secret Rites
Moulin Rouge
Of Flesh and Blood: The Cinema of Hirokazu Kore-eda
Spetters
BEST INDICATOR RELEASE (VOTE FOR 1)
Dragonwyck
Immaculate Conception
Lilith
The Lonely Passion of Judith Hearne
Marlene Dietrich & Josef von Sternberg at Paramount
90° in the Shade
The Reckless Moment
Scum
Secret Ceremony
The Snake Pit
They Made Me a Fugitive
Time Without Pity
Track 29
The Triple Echo
BEST MASTERS OF CINEMA or EUREKA RELEASE (VOTE FOR 1)
Donbass
The Fate of Lee Khan
The Golem
Three Films with Sammo Hung
The White Reindeer
BEST SECOND RUN RELEASE (VOTE FOR 1)
A Blonde in Love
A Case for a Rookie Hangman
Dawson City: Frozen Time
Diamonds of the Night
The Ear
The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On
Ikarie XB-1
Journey to the Beginning of Time
BEST BOXED SET (VOTE FOR 1)
The Buddhist Trilogy
Derek Jarman Vol. 2
Marlene Dietrich & Josef von Sternberg at Paramount
Nuri Bilge Ceylan: The Complete Films
Of Flesh and Blood: The Cinema of Hirokazu Kore-eda
The Ring Collection
BEST COVER (VOTE FOR 1)


ELIMINATED CATEGORIES (Failed to attract five or more nominees):
BEST "BONUS" FILM
BEST BOOKLET OR BOOK
BEST COMMENTARY
BEST DISCOVERY (which wouldn’t actually really work in this voting format anyway)
BEST ON-DISC NON-COMMENTARY EXTRA
BEST PACKAGING
MOST FLAWED RELEASE
WORST COVER (Let’s just give it to Model Shop)
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And your 2019 CRITERION FORUM FPTP BRITISH GENERAL ELECTION CLUSTERFUCK AWARDS categories are…
BEST RELEASE (NUMBERED IN ORDER FROM 1-10) - You must vote for ten titles to have your ballot counted. Boxed sets can be voted for in this category.
Currently eligible titles are those listed by label below, plus the following:
Nuri Bilge Ceylan: The Complete Films
BEST BOXED SET (VOTE FOR 1) – This relates to multi-film box sets. Boxed sets dedicated to a single very big film / series are not eligible.
Currently eligible titles:
The Buddhist Trilogy
Derek Jarman Vol. 2
Marlene Dietrich & Josef von Sternberg at Paramount
Nuri Bilge Ceylan: The Complete Films
Of Flesh and Blood: The Cinema of Hirokazu Kore-eda
The Ring Collection
BEST COMMENTARY (VOTE FOR 1) – New commentaries only, not ports of existing discs from other labels/studios.
Nothing eligible yet
BEST "BONUS" FILM (VOTE FOR 1) – This relates to bonus features, shorts or documentaries included on a disc alongside the headline title. It’s intended to cover films with a profile independent of the headliner, not works of whatever length created specifically for the home video release or other publicity purpose.
Currently eligible titles:
Dead Cat (Derek Jarman Vol. 2)
It Was a Faint Dream (The Buddhist Trilogy)
A Short Vision (How I Won the War)
BEST ON-DISC NON-COMMENTARY EXTRA (VOTE FOR 1) – This category relates to anything else on a disc that isn’t a “bonus film” (see above).
Currently eligible:
Miss Blandish and the Censor
BEST BOOKLET OR BOOK (VOTE FOR 1)
Currently eligible titles:
demonlover
BEST COVER (VOTE FOR 1)
Currently eligible titles:


WORST COVER (VOTE FOR 1)
Currently eligible titles:

BEST PACKAGING (VOTE FOR 1)
Currently eligible titles:
Derek Jarman Vol. 2
Marlene Dietrich & Josef von Sternberg at Paramount
BEST DISCOVERY (VOTE FOR 1) – For a film that is new to you.
Currently eligible titles:
demonlover
The Possessed
Time Without Pity
The Triple Echo
MOST FLAWED RELEASE (VOTE FOR 1) – For the treatment of the film (poor transfer, wrong version, bad extras etc.), not the film itself.
Currently eligible titles:
The Far Country
BEST ARROW RELEASE (VOTE FOR 1)
Currently eligible titles:
An American Werewolf in London
The Andromeda Strain
The Buddhist Trilogy
demonlover
The Fifth Cord
Khrustalyov, My Car!
The Possessed
The Ring Collection
BEST BFI RELEASE (VOTE FOR 1)
Currently eligible titles:
Derek Jarman Vol. 2
Legend of the Witches & Secret Rites
Moulin Rouge
Of Flesh and Blood: The Cinema of Hirokazu Kore-eda
Spetters
BEST INDICATOR RELEASE (NUMBERED IN ORDER FROM 1-5)
Currently eligible titles:
Dragonwyck
Immaculate Conception
Lilith
The Lonely Passion of Judith Hearne
Marlene Dietrich & Josef von Sternberg at Paramount
90° in the Shade
The Reckless Moment
Scum
Secret Ceremony
The Snake Pit
They Made Me a Fugitive
Time Without Pity
Track 29
The Triple Echo
BEST MASTERS OF CINEMA or EUREKA RELEASE (VOTE FOR 1)
Currently eligible titles:
Donbass
The Fate of Lee Khan
The Golem
Three Films with Sammo Hung
The White Reindeer
BEST SECOND RUN RELEASE (VOTE FOR 1)
Currently eligible titles:
A Blonde in Love
A Case for a Rookie Hangman
Dawson City: Frozen Time
Diamonds of the Night
The Ear
The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On
Ikarie XB-1
Journey to the Beginning of Time
