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Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2026 1:25 am
by Lowry_Sam
Red Rose White Rose, Lust, Caution or Sunflower would be nice additions.

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2026 7:20 am
by Captain Paranoia
Lowry_Sam wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2026 1:25 am Red Rose White Rose, Lust, Caution or Sunflower would be nice additions.
Kino issued Lust, Caution a few years back.

I would love to see Criterion (or another studio, for that matter) release her film Xiu Xiu.

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2026 12:21 pm
by hearthesilence

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2026 12:33 pm
by domino harvey
Captain Paranoia wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2026 7:20 am
I would love to see Criterion (or another studio, for that matter) release her film Xiu Xiu.
In today’s installment of Bands I Didn’t Know Were Named After Movies

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2026 1:00 pm
by brundlefly
That time was a while ago. I know I've seen a few examples, but the first that springs to mind is Sean Baker in the Severin Cellar .

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2026 4:33 pm
by midnitedave

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2026 4:40 pm
by Finch
Please don't cross post across multiple threads. The Kubrick thread is enough.

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2026 5:50 pm
by Lowry_Sam
Who stole from whom? Amoeba has been doing their haul videos "What's In My Bag?" since 2006, Criterion's closet videos started in 2010. :D

A sampling (from some recently mentioned in the forum):
John Waters
Spinal Tap
Nicolas Winding Refn
Xiu Xiu
Eric Andre
Tommy Wiseau & Greg Sestero
Moby
Bob Mould
Danny Elfman
John C Reilly
Weird Al Yankovich
Fred Armisen
David Byrne

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2026 7:25 pm
by brundlefly
Wes Anderson, who already has "my own Criterion closet," starts amassing his own mobile Criterion closet.

I imagine several smaller successive Criterion closets a la George Carlin's "Place for My Stuff" routine.

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2026 11:13 pm
by hearthesilence
brundlefly wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2026 1:00 pm
That time was a while ago. I know I've seen a few examples, but the first that springs to mind is Sean Baker in the Severin Cellar .
Lowry_Sam wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2026 5:50 pm
Who stole from whom? Amoeba has been doing their haul videos "What's In My Bag?" since 2006, Criterion's closet videos started in 2010. :D
Without the enclosure of a closet, those mean nothing. NOTHING!

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2026 3:32 am
by Lowry_Sam
hearthesilence wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2026 11:13 pm Without the enclosure of a closet, those mean nothing. NOTHING!
And if a moving enclosure like a U-haul truck (and mobile store) can pass for a closet, then so can a stationary enclosure like a real store. 8-)

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2026 3:10 pm
by Walter Kurtz
And when I look into my wife's eyes they pass for the only heaven I believe in.

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2026 6:53 pm
by brundlefly
Jason Sudeikis is lured to the closet, gets served with legal documents halfway through.

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2026 1:57 am
by DeprongMori
brundlefly wrote: Fri Sep 04, 2026 6:53 pm Jason Sudeikis is lured to the closet, gets served with legal documents halfway through.
I had to look that reference up. Whoa!

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2026 7:04 pm
by brundlefly
Vincent D’Onofrio, who owns Down by Law on laserdisc.

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2026 12:15 am
by Lowry_Sam
And picks up several dvd’s that have never been upgraded.

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2026 3:03 pm
by midnitedave
Coraline leaves the crawl space and finds herself as Dakota Fanning in the Criterion Closet

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2026 10:02 pm
by midnitedave
brundlefly wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2026 7:04 pm Vincent D’Onofrio, who owns Down by Law on laserdisc.
That's an impressive pile of movies — a real Gomer Pyle.
... I'll see myself out.

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2026 2:04 pm
by HardNight'sDay

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2026 6:20 pm
by midnitedave
Karen O and Barnaby Clay really put the Criterion Closet on the Maps. Wait...

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2026 5:07 pm
by midnitedave

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2026 6:17 pm
by brundlefly
"So maybe that's it," says Isaac Mizrahi, one-third of the way through his video. "You just put a disc in and you will be happy."

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2026 11:34 pm
by midnitedave
brundlefly wrote: Mon Sep 21, 2026 6:17 pm "So maybe that's it," says Isaac Mizrahi, one-third of the way through his video. "You just put a disc in and you will be happy."
"Excuse me, you have Polyester in this closet and I didn't know about it. How did I not know about this? Who is responsible for not telling me you have this movie in the closet?" — My guy!

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2026 9:35 pm
by FrauBlucher

Re: Criterion on Social Media

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2026 10:09 pm
by Matt
The first six words of that sentence just about gave me a heart attack.