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Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2024 10:08 pm
by colinr0380
Interestingly the screening of The Piano on BBC2 right now has begun with the Criterion Collection logo. So we know which restoration of the film they are using at least!
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2024 3:20 pm
by colinr0380
Only one new film showing next week, with the Max Landis co-written (and produced until he got cancelled off of the project) horror film
Shadow In The Cloud showing on BBC1 at 11:40 p.m. on Saturday 10th.
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Interesting to note that That's Memories! has been showing the first two series of The Thick Of It series, which are the ones that featured Chris Langham amongst the cast before his transgressions came to light. The BBC regularly repeats The Thick of It, but always from Series 3 onward to get around that issue. (Of course Chris Langham played a part in some of the best Not The Nine O'Clock News sketches which
remain terrifyingly relevant today!)
And it has been fun to revisit the Kenny Everett Video Show, which I was was much too young to have seen on its initial airings (though I have an indelible childhood memory of being at the local video shop in Cornwall and asking my dad if we could rent out Everett's only feature film, Bloodbath At The House of Death, and being told I was far too young for such filth, only for dad to rent it out himself! I can tell you that this 8 year old was left fuming at the utter hypocrisy!

), and it really fits with the "That's Memories!" schedule full of music videos by being a show full of sketches interspersed with musical performances (including a great
music video for Forever Autumn), which is probably appropriate given Kenny Everett's DJ background. No wonder back in the day ITV scheduled it up against Top of the Pops on the BBC, much to Everett's displeasure!
(And just by looking up information about the show on Wikipedia I found out the titbit that Kenny Everett was a stage name which was chosen in homage to his favourite comedian, Edward Everett Horton! Plus that Arelene Phillips choreographed the dance troupe for some numbers. And that Danger Mouse animators Cosgrove Hall did the animated segments!)
I have to say though that watching "That's Memories!" is an exercise in tonal whiplash, because
every commercial break is full of adverts about planning your funeral, or elderly life insurance, leaving gifts in your will to one organisation or another, or about medical issues in general! I guess they know their target demographic for the channel are getting up there in years, but there comes a point where the commercials go from being helpfully targeted and into rubbing the viewer's nose in their inevitable upcoming meetings with the Grim Reaper a bit too much! It certainly lowers the jovial mood when it turns up in the middle of a re-run of The Benny Hill Show!
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2024 3:07 pm
by colinr0380
Well Shadow In The Cloud can best be described as Memphis Belle (except instead of a decent crew of young expendable airmen instead a supporting multi-national(?) cast of toxic males acting like scumbags, which makes their unsurprisingly inevitable comeuppances that much more palatable. Which seems to be a Max Landis trait if this and American Ultra are anything to go by), mixed with the John Lithgow segment of Twilight Zone: The Movie (only if Lithgow had climbed out of the plane and wrestled the gremlin on the wing hanging upside down whilst dodging strafing fire from planes), mixed with the last couple of films in the Predator series, 2018s The Predator and Prey, where in an utterly shocking (though simultaneously entirely obvious) series of events the marginalised woman becomes the action hero, crashes the ship and then hand-to-hand fights the alien before becoming elevated to a new Madonna and triumphantly breast feeding in the final haloed in light shot. Unfortunately not breast feeding the alien/gremlin though.
Also I kind of hate those bookending 'real world' Second World War montages of women doing their part that open and close the film, which feels an entirely inappropriate (even a little insulting) fit for a film that is as utterly unrealistic as this. But that may be the most telling thing about the times in which this film was made, where film studios appear to be trying to get women interested in coming to expensive to produce action blockbusters by just swapping in a woman to do all the fighting instead of men. I just wonder whether maybe female audiences would more prefer a 2024 remake of The Land Girls instead, or something in a similar vein which actually took the real issues women faced in the Second World War for material rather than contriving to shove a woman into a aircraft with a load of lecherous men that she has to continually prove herself to be more competent than over and over again.
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2024 8:45 pm
by jlnight
Gallant Journey, Sat 17th Aug, Talking Pictures.
Wuthering Heights (1998 TVM), Sat 17th Aug, Talking Pictures. Or...
The Dreamers, Sat 17th Aug, London Live.
Cromwell, Sun 18th Aug, Talking Pictures. (been on Freeview)
Valentino (1951), Sun 18th Aug, Talking Pictures.
The Pointing Finger, Mon 19th Aug, Talking Pictures.
The Gambler and the Lady, Mon 19th Aug, Talking Pictures.
God's Little Acre, Wed 21st Aug, London Live.
Death of an Angel, Wed 21st Aug, Talking Pictures.
Barbarian (2022), Thu 22nd Aug, Film4.
Song of the Range, Fri 23rd Aug, Talking Pictures.
Bad Man's River, Fri 23rd Aug, Great Action.
Hammer House of Mystery and Suspense: Paint Me a Murder, Fri 23rd Aug, Talking Pictures. (Cellar Club)
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2024 6:23 pm
by colinr0380
After a few fallow weeks there is lots of stuff next week. Saturday 17th has three premieres: BBC1 has another late night horror film with
Hounded at 11:45 p.m.; BBC2 is showing
In The Heights at 7 p.m. (which is apparently going to be "edited for language" according to the RadioTimes) and Channel 4 is showing another in the line of seemingly endless Liam Neeson revenge thrillers
Honest Thief at 9 p.m.
Although jlnight has noted the most exciting new film of the week with the horror film
Barbarian on Film4 at 9 p.m. on Thursday 22nd.
Also, a quick warning. BBC4 is currently showing the series
Corridors of Power, narrated by Meryl Streep, at 10 p.m. every Tuesday. Which rather flies in the face of my comments about the dangers of witnessing on screen killing in the
Haneke: Trilogy thread by graphically showing the footage of men being massacred in Srebrenica that was filmed by the killers themselves. The series is moving on to the Rwandan genocide next week, and this is a series that appears to be fine with showing graphic war atrocities in the way your average BBC-produced documentary never would, so be warned.
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Lots of stuff repeat-wise too. BBC2/4 are running through the Hitchcock films again (double bill of Dial M For Murder and Suspicion tomorrow night on BBC4 from 8 p.m.!) and Strangers On A Train gets its first showing on terrestrial television I think since 2009, turning up un-DOG-tagged on BBC2 at 12:20 p.m. on Sunday 18th, with Psycho at 10 p.m. Both films are repeated, DOG-tagged, from 8 p.m. on BBC4 on Thursday 22nd, though that evening is notable for showing a 1969
"Hitchcock at the NFT" interview in which Hitch is interviewed by Bryan Forbes at 9:35 p.m. in between the two films, and then after Psycho finishes at 12:20 a.m. there is a repeat of the 2000 Mark Cousins Scene By Scene With Janet Leigh programme.
However the most interesting repeat programme of the week is the first documentary that James Marsh did for Arena back in 1990: Agatha Christie: An Unfinished Portrait, on BBC4 at 9 p.m. on Wednesdsay 21st.
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2024 6:15 pm
by jlnight
Captain Pirate, Sat 24th Aug, Talking Pictures.
Assignment Paris, Sat 24th Aug, Talking Pictures.
Meantime (1983 TVM), Sat 24th Aug, Talking Pictures. Or...
The Wolf at the Door (1986), Sat 24th Aug, London Live.
Salomé (1953), Sun 25th Aug, Talking Pictures.
Money Sings, Sun 25th Aug, Talking Pictures. (Baim archive short)
We Were Strangers (1949), Sun 25th Aug, Talking Pictures.
The Blob (1958), Mon 26th Aug, Talking Pictures. (last on Legend)
The Jazz Singer (1980), Tue 27th Aug, London Live.
Hammer House of Mystery and Suspense: A Distant Scream, Fri 30th Aug, Talking Pictures. (Cellar Club) Or...
Take a Girl Like You, Fri 30th Aug, London Live. (been on TPTV)
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2024 6:51 pm
by colinr0380
In The Heights turned out to be the wierdest low key remake of Do The Right Thing I've ever seen. Personally I'm ambivalent about whether it would be preferable to be stuck in the middle of a race riot or a giant choreographed to within an inch of its life musical number about K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Either way there's inevitably going to be a Banksy-equivalent doing a mural somewhere around.
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2024 6:43 pm
by colinr0380
A few interesting things over the upcoming bank holiday. The most intriguing premiere is the Mads Mikkelsen starring
The Promised Land showing on BBC4 at 9 p.m. on Saturday 24th (from Nikolaj Arcel, six years after he helmed that ill-fated adaptation of Stephen King's The Dark Tower). ITV2 is showing
The Bob's Burgers Movie at 7 p.m. on Bank Holiday Monday, which makes sense since that channel has been showing the Bob's Burgers series in the same early evening timeslot, although I was a little surprised to see it as I thought it was still a bit too soon for the film to have turned up on television.
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Repeat-wise, Saturday 24th is very South Korean focused, with ITV4 showing Snowpiercer at 10:30 p.m., the end of which neatly coincides with BBC2 showing Decision To Leave at 12:55 a.m.!
BBC2's Hitchcock season shows Spellbound at 1 p.m. on Saturday 24th, in an Ingrid Bergman double-bill followed by Casablanca at 2:45 p.m. BBC2 is also showing the 1960 The Magnificent Seven at 1 p.m. on Sunday 25th. Carlito's Way moves from the DOG-tagged ITV4 over to Film4 for a showing at 11 p.m. on Tuesday 27th. And The French Connection turns up on BBC4 at 9 p.m. on Thursday 29th, though more notable there is that it is immediately followed by a repeat of Mark Kermode's 2000 documentary The Poughkeepsie Shuffle at 10:40 p.m.
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2024 6:59 pm
by jlnight
Jailhouse Rock, Sat 31st Aug, BBC2. (last on Sky Arts) Or...
The Black Knight (1954), Sat 31st Aug, Talking Pictures.
Commandos Strike at Dawn, Sat 31st Aug, Talking Pictures.
Adam Had Four Sons, Sat 31st Aug, Talking Pictures. Or...
Revolver (1973??), Sat 31st Aug, London Live.
First Comes Courage, Sun 1st Sep, Talking Pictures.
Lorna Doone (1951), Sun 1st Sep, Talking Pictures.
The Siege of Sidney Street, Sun 1st Sep, Talking Pictures. Or...
The Evacuees (1975 TVM), Sun 1st Sep, BBC4. (on before)
I Only Arsked!, Mon 2nd Sep, Talking Pictures.
The Weak and the Wicked (1953), Tue 3rd Sep, Talking Pictures.
The Affairs Of A Rogue (The First Gentleman), Wed 4th Sep, Talking Pictures.
Monsieur Verdoux, Wed 4th Sep, London Live. (last on Sky Arts)
Ulzana's Raid, Thu 5th Sep, Legend. (ex-Moviedrome) Or...
The Mercenary (A Professional Gun), Thu 5th Sep, London Live.
Dr Morelle, Fri 6th Sep, Talking Pictures.
Hammer House of Mystery and Suspense: Black Carrion, Fri 6th Sep, Talking Pictures. (Cellar Club)
That's Memories has rebranded itself as That's TV 3 - the films were the only thing that made it distinct from the others. Now it's three channels of the same content (sitcoms and filler) when they can barely fill up one. When they deviate from their schedule it isn't announced until the day it's happening. An odd network.
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2024 7:20 pm
by GaryC
jlnight wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2024 6:59 pm
Ulzana's Raid, Thu 5th Sep, Legend. (ex-Moviedrome)
I'd be interested to see what version they show. The BBC copy, first shown in 1979, was Robert Aldrich's cut originally released in the USA. Burt Lancaster reedited the film and that was the version shown in European cinemas, including the UK's. The BBC made cuts for violence for its first showing and they persisted for all BBC showings...and are there in the National Film Archive copy, as that was the ex-BBC print. However, the horsefalls which the BBFC has always cut - and the reason why the American Humane Association objected to the film - were intact. So what will Legend show?
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2024 10:20 am
by colinr0380
jlnight wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2024 6:59 pm
That's Memories has rebranded itself as That's TV 3 - the films were the only thing that made it distinct from the others. Now it's three channels of the same content (sitcoms and filler) when they can barely fill up one. When they deviate from their schedule it isn't announced until the day it's happening. An odd network.
Yes, sadly after the initial flurry of films in the first month, they have all disappeared for now, to be replaced by either "Icons" shows talking about celebrity careers alternating with the other side of the coin, repeats of those ghoulish Autopsy of Nicole Brown Simpson/Whitney Huston/Michael Jackson Channel 4 shows. But even with that disappointment (and this may be damning for the rest of broadcast television in primetime) I have still been regularly tuning in to the repeats of Kenny Everett and Benny Hill on the channel! Plus those "Secrets of War" documentaries are all narrated by Charlton Heston, so that has been something!
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Only one premiere next week, with the third in the "Fantastic Beasts" spin-off series of films,
Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore showing on ITV1 at 5:20 p.m. on Sunday 1st September, and adding to their roster of all the Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts films inescapably shown in rotating blocks during every holiday season. I can imagine a time when there will be so many entries in the series that there will be nothing else able to be shown on ITV except for Bond and Potter!
The foreign language films on BBC4 are disappearing again for a few weeks as the slot goes back to showing world television crime drama series again, with the first two parts of the French series
Sambre from 9 p.m.
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Repeat-wise, jlnight has noted Jailhouse Rock turrning up on BBC2 at 2:40 p.m. on Saturday 31st, followed by a repeat of the Porridge film at 5:15 p.m. (maybe as a tribute to the way that the penal system has been in the news recently?)
The 1971 Get Carter turns up at 10 p.m. on BBC2 on Sunday 1st. Spencer gets its first un-DOG-tagged screening on Film4 at 9 p.m. on Sunday 1st; as does French Exit on FIlm4 at 9 p.m. on Thursday 5th.
BBC4's 'archive television' entries are not too exciting in themselves, but there are a lot of new introductions being applied to them. As jlnight has noted Alan Parker's TV film The Evacuees is showing at 10:15 p.m. on Sunday 1st (which last showed
in 2020 in tribute to Parker's passing, which rather puts the lie to the write up in this week's RadioTimes that "It's a surprise it has taken this long for Jack Rosenthal's work to grace BBC4's archive slot"!), but it is preceded by a new 15 minute introduction from Maureen Lipman (who stars in the programme and was married to Rosenthal) at 10 p.m.
The big night of the week for BBC4 is Tuesday 3rd being devoted entirely to Patricia Routledge, from 8 p.m. to 1:10 a.m.(!), with Routledge providing new introductions before every programme: a 15 minute introduction at 8 p.m. before an episode of
Keeping Up Appearances; a 5 minute introduction at 8:45 p.m. to the 1993 Bookmark drama
Miss Pym's Day Out; a 10 minute introduction at 9:30 p.m. to the first episode of Hetty Wainthropp Investigates; and after a screening of 1982's
A Woman of No Importance at 10:55 p.m. but before a double bill of her Talking Heads episodes at 11:55 p.m. (the devastating A Lady of Letters from 1988 and
Miss Fozzard Finds Her Feet from 1998), she provides a 10 minute piece on Talking Heads and working with Alan Bennett.
Then on Wednesday 4th September, Jed Mercurio and Martin Compston provide a 30 minute reminiscence about their 2012 Line of Duty crime drama series, the first episode showing at 10:30 p.m. (I know it has been rather scrubbed out of the record now that he's the "Line of Duty" guy, but when is Mercurio going to be interviewed about his weird 1998 sci-fi series
Invasion: Earth (starring Fred Ward!). I bet that has some stories attached to it!)
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2024 8:51 pm
by jlnight
Walk a Crooked Mile, Sat 7th Sep, Talking Pictures.
The Martins, Sat 7th Sep, London Live.
Cry of the Werewolf, late Sat 7th Sep, Talking Pictures. (on before)
The Shop at Sly Corner, Sun 8th Sep, London Live. (on before)
You Were Never Lovelier, Sun 8th Sep, Talking Pictures.
L.A. Confidential, Sun 8th Sep, Legend.
Joram (2023), late Sun 8th Sep, Channel 4.
The Lady Craved Excitement, Mon 9th Sep, Talking Pictures.
Don't Open Till Christmas (1984), Mon 9th Sep, London Live.
Kamli (2022), late Mon 9th Sep, Channel 4.
Bhagwan Bharose (2023), late Wed 11th Sep, Channel 4.
To Have and to Hold (1951), Thu 12th Sep, Talking Pictures.
My Name is Nobody, Thu 12th Sep, London Live. (last on ITV4 in 2005?)
A House Named Shahana (2023), late Thu 12th Sep, Channel 4.
Hammer House of Mystery and Suspense: The Late Nancy Irving, Fri 13th Sep, Talking Pictures. (Cellar Club)
Any way of identifying the differing versions of Ulzana's Raid? It's been a while since I last saw it.
As thanks for the Pastor Hall intro here is Cox's intro to My Name is Nobody off ITV4:
After Once Upon A Time in the West, Sergio Leone decided that he'd had enough of directing westerns. For his next film he wanted to go to America and make a mega gangster film that would be entirely his own. Years went by as Leone attempted to raise the money for a film he called Once Upon A Time in America. Once he was forced back into directing, on the Mexican Revolution film which he'd hoped only to produce, Duck You Sucker! But even after that film's modest success producers still came to him with western ideas or with money for westerns. And so in 1973 Leone embarked on a project to be directed by his former assistant Tonino Valerii that was to be his final adios.
His adios was not just to westerns but to Sam Peckinpah, to his own grandiose Italian quadrilogy, to the Trinity films and to the west itself. This film wouldn't just be shot in the usual studio sets and deserts. It would be made on the streets and wharfs of a great American city, New Orleans. This was typical Leone bravado, the desire to do more, in a bigger way, with a larger budget than he'd done previously.
The last truly great Spaghetti Western emerged. My Name is Nobody is an Italian-French-German co-production made in Italy, Spain and the US. It stars Henry Fonda and Terence Hill.
Terence Hill isn't the strongest actor but working with Fonda brings him to life and makes him almost interesting. Henry Fonda meanwhile has enormous stature and seems very generous as an actor, certainly he encourages those around him to do better than they might otherwise have done. Thus did Leone merge the Old West of Ford with his own Italian western history and with the new, laugh-oriented comedy western world.
The screenwriters were Fulvio Morsella and Ernesto Gastaldi. Morsella was Leone's old writing partner. This was his first collaboration with Gastaldi, an inventive author who wrote many other westerns. The score, sometimes burping, sometimes brilliant, is by Leone's school chum, Ennio Morricone.
Given that this is later Leone, there's a major striving for significance. The best scene is where the mysterious Nobody traps Jack Beauregard (Fonda) on the railroad tracks where he seems doomed to be run down by a horde of outlaws called The Wild Bunch, hundreds strong.
Let's treat Leone's repeated goodbyes to the western as we do The Who's regular farewell tours. As adioses some are better than others, and My Name is Nobody is a very good goodbye.
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2024 6:52 pm
by GaryC
jlnight wrote: Sun Sep 01, 2024 8:51 pm
Any way of identifying the differing versions of Ulzana's Raid? It's been a while since I last saw it.
If it begins before the credits with Ulzana escaping from the reservation, it's the Aldrich version, which is the only one of the two I've seen. There's a very detailed "alternate versions" entry on IMDB.
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2024 4:46 pm
by colinr0380
I had been wondering when the annual Indian film season on Channel 4 would be turning up (now the "South Asian" film season, since films from other parts of the continent are turning up during it too) and as jlnight has noted, it is running throughout the early hours next week. Presumably Channel 4's coverage of the Paralympics pushed the season back a bit, since the first film airs late Sunday/early Monday just after the closing ceremony and then, as if to make up time, there is a film in the same late night-early morning slot during the rest of the week, aside from Tuesday 10th/Wednesday 11th where the 1:30 a.m. slot is taken up instead by for some reason Channel 4 showing the first US Presidential debate live!
Anyway, thank goodness for this season appearing as other than that there is nothing else of note being shown on television during the week. Indian film
Joram is showing at 2:10 a.m. in the early hours of Monday 9th. Pakistani film
Kamli is showing at 1:45 a.m. on Tuesday 10th. Indian film
Bhagwan Bharose is on at 1:55 a.m. on Thursday 12th, and Bangladeshi film
A House Named Shahana is showing at 1:20 a.m. on Friday 13th.
It is still a little frustrating that these films are turning up on the DOG-tagged Channel 4 rather than getting a clean screening over on Film4, but this annual series of films has been running on the channel for both longer than either Film4 has existed and Channel 4's practice of DOG-tagging has been going, so it is probably traditional to keep it on Channel 4 now.
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2024 9:39 pm
by jlnight
I Love Trouble (1948), Sat 14th Sep, Talking Pictures.
The Northman, Sat 14th Sep, Channel 4. Or...
Out of Reach (2004), Sat 14th Sep, Great Action. (Po-Chih Leong!) Or...
Scandal Sheet (1952), Sat 14th Sep, Talking Pictures. Or...
The Grand Duel (The Big Showdown), Sat 14th Sep, London Live. (last on ITV4 in 2005?)
Winter Wonderland, Sun 15th Sep, Talking Pictures. (Baim archive short)
Let No Man Write My Epitaph, Sun 15th Sep, Talking Pictures.
Lost for Words (1999 TVM), Mon 16th Sep, Talking Pictures. Or...
Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker, Mon 16th Sep, London Live.
The Appaloosa (1966), Wed 18th Sep, Legend.
The World is Family (2023), late Wed 18th Sep, Channel 4.
Navajo Joe, Thu 19th Sep, London Live.
Something Like an Autobiography, late Thu 19th Sep, Channel 4.
Whale Rider, Fri 20th Sep, London Live. Or...
Hammer House of Mystery and Suspense: Czech Mate, Fri 20th Sep, Talking Pictures. (Cellar Club)
The Outfit (2022), Fri 20th Sep, BBC1.
Alex Cox's intro to The Grand Duel from ITV4: [there are a couple of factual errors in here]
Big Showdown is one of the later Spaghetti Westerns. It was directed by Giancarlo Santi, who was Sergio Leone's assistant, in 1972. It's somewhat similar in plot and title to another Lee Van Cleef western, The Big Gundown. In both films Van Cleef plays a lawman or a bounty hunter out to arrest a wrongly accused man. In the earlier film the innocent was played by Tomas Milian. In this film he's played by a German actor, Horst Frank. [Alberto Dentice (Peter O'Brien) plays this, Frank plays David Saxon]
In the Spaghettis Van Cleef was almost always completely invulnerable, one of those chaps who could walk into the most dangerous of situations without the remotest possibility of harm. He even catches flying bullets with his teeth! At the same time there was a certain implausibility about him as a romantic lead since he was so much older than all the other actors and actresses. Hence the presence in most of these Van Cleef films of a younger, hairier actor who tends to be the sub-hero and get the girl. Horst Frank plays that part here [see above], the outlaw Philip Wermeer, aka 'the Jesse Kid'. He's just as silly and unsatisfactory as his name suggests.
The Big Showdown features excellent action sequences, particularly the final shootout which takes place in a succession of corrals. It's unusual in that the villains actually discuss gunfighting techniques and strategies while waiting for Van Cleef to draw. And splendid villains they are - the 3 Saxon brothers, Adam, Eli and David. All of them are terminally weird. My favourite is Adam, alias Poxy. He's clearly a fan of David Bowie in his Thin White Duke period. The oldest brother David has aspirations to be President. And this brings us to a series of stylish, black and white flashbacks in which the patriarch of the Saxon clan was murdered by an unseen assassin.
Santi is a good director. He handles the shootouts and the showdowns prior to them particularly well. Leone had asked him to direct his Mexican Revolution epic Duck, You Sucker, but after 10 days Santi was removed from that picture. The two American stars, James Coburn and Rod Steiger, had signed on believing that Leone, and not Santi, was the director... but the American stars weren't having it. They fired Santi and Leone unwillingly took over. Poor Santi! Duck, You Sucker isn't a great film and, judging by The Big Showdown, the lively Giancarlo might have done a better job.
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2024 3:26 pm
by colinr0380
Lots of interesting things next week. The big film is
The Northman on Channel 4 at 9 p.m. on Saturday 14th.
BBC2 is showing
Blank at 12:55 a.m. in the early hours of Monday 16th. BBC1 is showing Mark Rylance film
The Outfit at 10:40 p.m. on Friday 20th.
Channel 4's South Asian film season continues during the week with Indian film
The World Is Family at 1:50 a.m. in the early hours of Thursday 19th; and Bangladeshi film
Something Like An Autobiography at 2:10 a.m. in the early hours of Friday 20th.
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The most notable repeat of the week is a rare screening of the 1969 Peter O'Toole musical version of
Goodbye, Mr Chips on BBC2 at 12 noon on Sunday 15th.
And in a double bill BBC2 is showing 1999's
The Best Man at 10 p.m. on Sunday 15th, followed by 2013's
The Best Man Holiday at 11 p.m. on Friday 20th (clashing with The Outfit over on BBC1). The RadioTimes is saying that this is the first showing of at least the first film on UK television, but if my memory is correct I am pretty sure they both screened before, maybe on Channel 4 in one of those 2 a.m. mid-week graveyard slots in a version with sign language superimposed on top! (The same fate that befell the premiere of Spike Lee's Bamboozled, which has never aired since its one sign language impaired premiere screening. Though I found that the signer mimicing the action did add an extra unintentional layer of meta-sarcasm to the goings on in that particular film!) So this might be the first time they have aired in a proper form on UK television.
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2024 8:51 pm
by jlnight
The Golden Hawk, Sat 21st Sep, Talking Pictures.
The Lady From Shanghai, Sat 21st Sep, Talking Pictures. Or...
Arizona Colt (1966), Sat 21st Sep, London Live.
Drive-In Massacre + The Giant Spider Invasion, late Sat 21st Sep, Rewind TV.
The Return of October, Sun 22nd Sep, Talking Pictures.
You'll Never Get Rich, Sun 22nd Sep, Talking Pictures.
Behave Yourself, Sun 22nd Sep, Talking Pictures. (Baim archive short)
Rebecca (1997 TVM part 1), Mon 23rd Sep, Talking Pictures. Or...
The Man With Two Heads (1972), Mon 23rd Sep, London Live. (!!)
Kottukkaali (2024), late Mon 23rd Sep, Channel 4.
Kansas City Confidential, late Mon 23rd Sep, Rewind TV.
Rebecca (1997 TVM part 2), Tue 24th Sep, Talking Pictures. Or...
Official Competition, Tue 24th Sep, Film4.
Paradise (2023), late Tue 24th Sep, Channel 4.
Blood on the Sun (1945), Wed 25th Sep, London Live. (been on TPTV) Or...
The War Lord (1965), Wed 25th Sep, Legend.
Between the Lines (1977), late Wed 25th Sep, Rewind TV.
A Bullet for the General, Thu 26th Sep, London Live. (been on Freeview)
Angels Hard as They Come, late Thu 26th Sep, Rewind TV.
Waking Ned, Fri 27th Sep, London Live. Or...
Hammer House of Mystery and Suspense: The Sweet Scent of Death, Fri 27th Sep, Talking Pictures. (Cellar Club)
Lola (2022), Fri 27th Sep, Film4.
Ulzana's Raid was the Aldrich version.
One more Cox intro from ITV4, for A Bullet for the General:
A Bullet for the General, otherwise known as Quien Sabe? (Who Knows?), is a political Spaghetti Western made in Spain and Italy in 1966. The director was Damiano Damiani who inhabited the worlds of serious Italian cinema and popular entertainment with apparent ease. Damiani only directed one other western though, a bizarrely unsuccessful attempt at comedy featuring Patrick McGoohan, produced by Sergio Leone, called Genius.
The Genius, aka Nobody's The Greatest, was made in 1975. It is SO bad that it's genuinely thought of as the last of the Spaghetti Westerns, the film that killed the genre off.
So what's amazing is that Damiani's other western A Bullet for the General, is one of the best Spaghetti Westerns ever made. It's the story of Mexican bandit El Chuncho and his relationship with mysterious gringo gunman, Bill Tate, played by Lou Castel.
Chuncho is played by Gian Maria Volonte, one of the greatest of Spaghetti Western actors and indeed one of the greatest actors of all time. A Communist and a consumate Shakespearian, Volonte had been blacklisted until Sergio Leone had cast him as the lead villain Ramon Rojo in A Fistful of Dollars. In addition to the brilliant Volonte and the mysterious Castel, there's Klaus Kinski, Spaghetti Western's most serious scenary-eater in a fire-breathing role as Chuncho's half-brother, a Revolutionary priest.
A Bullet for the General is the model for all the Italian films set in the Revolution, none of which come near to it in intelligence, narrative or insight. The political allegory is pertinent and sustained but it never intrudes. This really is down to the excellence of A Bullet for the General in every significant area. The script establishes the basic plot elements for all the films which followed it. It sets in opposition an unwilling Revolutionary and a cool, technologically adept gringo.
The script was by Salvatore Laurani and Franco Solinas. Solinas had written the script for The Battle of Algiers. He recycled the Bullet for the General script into many other films including Corbucci's first Mexo-Western A Professional Gun and Pontecorvo's film with Marlon Brando as the gringo, Burn! It's always the same two characters in opposition and always against this Revolutionary background. The Mexican's an unwilling hero and leader. The gringo always seems to join the Revolution. Sometimes, when played by Franco Nero, he is serious. Other times, as in this film, his loyalty and his agenda are in serious doubt.
The music too is outstanding. Interestingly it was supervised by Ennio Morricone, the creator of so many brilliant Spaghetti Western scores but the composer was a Spanish musician, Luis Enrique Bacalov. After Morricone he was, for my money, the best composer to have worked in the genre.
A Bullet for the General is a great film, one of those rare pictures where all the technical credits are equally good and work in unison. There's great beauty, fantastic action, an enormous body count and a tragically doomed gay love affair!
When it was originally released in Britain A Bullet for the General was cut from 135 to 77 minutes. This is the complete version. For what more could you wish?
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2024 4:10 pm
by colinr0380
Lots of stuff next week. Ridley Scott's
The Last Duel is on Channel 4 at 9:25 p.m. on Saturday 21st.
Channel 4's South Asian film season continues with
Kottukkaali (The Adamant Girl) at 2:40 a.m. on Tuesday 24th (that trailer does not give away much so the RadioTimes write up is "A young engaged woman falls for a man from a lower caste, so her family - led by her jealous uncle - decide to ask a shaman to 'exorcise' her"); and
Paradise at 2:20 a.m. in the early hours of Wednesday 25th.
Film4 is showing
Official Competition at 9 p.m. on Tuesday 24th (I had to check imdb after looking at the trailer to make sure it wasn't directed by Ruben Östlund!), and David DeCoteau has a premiere in Channel 5's TV movie afternoon slot with
If I Can't Have You at 2:15 p.m. on Wednesday 25th.
BBC's Storyville series transfers across to BBC2 for
Surviving October 7th: We Will Dance Again at 9 p.m. on Thursday 26th. And I realise now why BBC2 is showing The Best Man and The Best Man Holiday this week, because next Sunday they start showing the eight part series
The Best Man: The Final Chapters with the first two episodes showing in a double bill from 10 p.m.
But the most exciting film of the week is:
colinr0380 in December 2023 wrote:EDIT: Stop the presses! There
is another film being premiered on Film4 with Irish horror-comedy
Let The Wrong One In showing at 1:55 a.m. in the early hours of Thursday 4th! With Anthony Head, a long way from Buffy! Although that is also arguably in the post-Christmas period than during the holidays themselves! (It is also interesting to note that both this and Film4's premiere of this upcoming Saturday, My Heart Can't Beat Unless You Tell It To, appear to both be distributed by Dark Sky Films. So Film4 must be in the midst of some sort of collaboration with them. If so, fingers crossed for
Lola turning up at some point in the future)
Well, it finally turned up, only nine months after I guessed it would! (Is this what playing the monthly Criterion release guessing game is like?). Lola is showing on Film4 at 11:15 p.m. on Friday 27th
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Repeat-wise, BBC4 does an Almodovar double bill on Saturday 21st with Parallel Mothers at 10 p.m. and Pain and Glory at 11:55 p.m.
The Big Sleep is on BBC2 at 1:10 p.m. on Saturday 21st, and is repeated (DOG-tagged) on BBC4 at 9 p.m. on Thursday 26th. But the BBC4 screening is excitingly followed by a showing of the 1969 Omnibus film
Raymond Chandler: Down These Mean Streets A Man Must Go at 10:50 p.m.
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2024 5:44 pm
by Mr. Deltoid
colinr0380 wrote: Wed Sep 18, 2024 4:10 pm
Lots of stuff next week. Ridley Scott's
The Last Duel is on Channel 4 at 9:25 p.m. on Saturday 21st.
Channel 4's South Asian film season continues with
Kottukkaali (The Adamant Girl) at 2:40 a.m. on Tuesday 24th (that trailer does not give away much so the RadioTimes write up is "A young engaged woman falls for a man from a lower caste, so her family - led by her jealous uncle - decide to ask a shaman to 'exorcise' her"); and
Paradise at 2:20 a.m. in the early hours of Wednesday 25th.
Film4 is showing
Official Competition at 9 p.m. on Tuesday 24th (I had to check imdb after looking at the trailer to make sure it wasn't directed by Ruben Östlund!), and David DeCoteau has a premiere in Channel 5's TV movie afternoon slot with
If I Can't Have You at 2:15 p.m. on Wednesday 25th.
BBC's Storyville series transfers across to BBC2 for
Surviving October 7th: We Will Dance Again at 9 p.m. on Thursday 26th. And I realise now why BBC2 is showing The Best Man and The Best Man Holiday this week, because next Sunday they start showing the eight part series
The Best Man: The Final Chapters with the first two episodes showing in a double bill from 10 p.m.
But the most exciting film of the week is:
colinr0380 in December 2023 wrote:EDIT: Stop the presses! There
is another film being premiered on Film4 with Irish horror-comedy
Let The Wrong One In showing at 1:55 a.m. in the early hours of Thursday 4th! With Anthony Head, a long way from Buffy! Although that is also arguably in the post-Christmas period than during the holidays themselves! (It is also interesting to note that both this and Film4's premiere of this upcoming Saturday, My Heart Can't Beat Unless You Tell It To, appear to both be distributed by Dark Sky Films. So Film4 must be in the midst of some sort of collaboration with them. If so, fingers crossed for
Lola turning up at some point in the future)
Well, it finally turned up, only nine months after I guessed it would! (Is this what playing the monthly Criterion release guessing game is like?). Lola is showing on Film4 at 11:15 p.m. on Friday 27th
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Repeat-wise, BBC4 does an Almodovar double bill on Saturday 21st with Parallel Mothers at 10 p.m. and Pain and Glory at 11:55 p.m.
The Big Sleep is on BBC2 at 1:10 p.m. on Saturday 21st, and is repeated (DOG-tagged) on BBC4 at 9 p.m. on Thursday 26th. But the BBC4 screening is excitingly followed by a showing of the 1969 Omnibus film
Raymond Chandler: Down These Mean Streets A Man Must Go at 10:50 p.m.
Got around to watching Lola a few months back and admired it's ambition, if not the resulting film. The time-travel specifics are nonchalantly skipped over, which was refreshing. But the two central characters felt anachronistic and underwritten, while the found-footage gimmick quickly became so risible and far-fetched that I couldn't stop thinking about how better the film could have been if the maker's had pursued a more standard form of storytelling. There is one good(ish) scene that uses the old 'Marty McFly invents rock 'n roll' from BTTF gimmick that made me smile, but that only prompted me to think about the sitcom Goodnight Sweetheart and how Nicholas Lyndhurst's character passed-off the Beatles songs as wartime sing-along piano ditties! (The Divine Comedy's Neil Hannon provided the musical-score for this one).
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2024 11:58 am
by colinr0380
Uh-oh. It's gonna be Morbin' time next week with the premiere of
Morbius on Channel 4 on Saturday 28th (I may make this the first Marvel superhero film I have watched since Ant-Man just out of morbid curiosity! Morbius-id curiosity? :-k ). Also, Film4 seem so excited about the upcoming premiere of Joe Carnahan's film starring Mel Gibson
Boss Level that they are trailling it extra far in advance of its screening on 1st October!
(And apparently Predator prequel Prey and Ambulance are turning up on Channel 4 over the next couple of weeks)
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2024 6:52 pm
by jlnight
The Good for Nothing (1914 short), Sat 28th Sep, Talking Pictures.
Confessions of Boston Blackie, Sat 28th Sep, Talking Pictures.
Planespotting (2005 TVM), Sat 28th Sep, Talking Pictures. Or...
Nostalgia (2022), Sat 28th Sep, BBC4.
Wild Guitar, late Sat 28th Sep, Rewind TV.
As Long as They're Happy, Sun 29th Sep, Talking Pictures.
The More The Merrier, Sun 29th Sep, Talking Pictures.
The Power of One (1992), Sun 29th Sep, Legend.
Dirt Music (2019), late Sun 29th Sep, Channel 4.
God Told Me To, late Sun 29th Sep, Rewind TV.
Expose (House on Straw Hill), Mon 30th Sep, London Live.
Grizzly, late Mon 30th Sep, Rewind TV.
The Legend of Boggy Creek, late Mon 30th Sep, Rewind TV.
Airport (1970), Wed 2nd Oct, Legend.
Honeymoon (1959), Thu 3rd Oct, London Live.
It Happened One Night, Fri 4th Oct, London Live.
Joker (2019), Fri 4th Oct, ITV1. Or...
Death Rides a Horse, Fri 4th Oct, London Live. (been on Freeview) Or...
Hammer House of Mystery and Suspense: And the Wall Came Tumbling Down, Fri 4th Oct, Talking Pictures. (Cellar Club)
The Werewolf Of Washington, late Fri 4th Oct, Rewind TV.
Shabu (2021), late Fri 4th Oct, Channel 4.
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2024 5:22 am
by colinr0380
Paradise would make for a
really interesting contrasting double bill with Straw Dogs! A privileged couple in a foreign situation socioculturally clashing with the locals until a final siege, a bit of ironic gunplay, and an ambiguous scene in a car at the end!
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A wildly (some may say insanely) eclectic pile of new things showing next week. I might have to forego the premiere of Morbius on Channel 4 at 9 p.m. on Saturday 28th because the much more interesting looking Italian film
Nostalgia is showing on BBC4 at 10 p.m. the same evening. Interestingly this is directed by Mario Martone, who appears from imdb to have directed a lot of filmed opera productions in recent years, but this will be the first of his films to have aired on UK television since BBC2 showed his 1995 film
L'amore molesto (Abusive Love) for a single time way back in March 1998!
BBC4's Storyville series continues with
War Game at 10 p.m. on Tuesday 1st.
Channel 4 has a wildly contrasting week of premieres: in addition to Morbius they are showing the latest (the third) in the Spanish-made "Tad the Explorer" CGI children's film series
Tad The Lost Explorer and the Curse of the Mummy at 11:45 a.m. on Saturday 28th (which has apparently been title-changed - from Tad The Lost Explorer and the Emerald Tablet - and BBFC edited in order to achieve a U rating rather than a PG one); the Kelly Macdonald starring Australian film
Dirt Music at Midnight on Sunday 29th/Monday 30th (which is directed by Gregor Jordan who previously helmed the Joaquin Phoenix Buffalo Soldiers; the 2003 Heath Ledger version of Ned Kelly; and that 2009 adaptation of Brett Easton Ellis' The Informers); and at the other end of the week is showing Dutch film
Shabu at 2:15 a.m. in the early hours of Saturday 5th.
FIlm4 finally has some premieres during the week. The previously mentioned Boss Level is showing at 9 p.m. on Tuesday 1st; although simply from an aesthetic perspective the most exciting looking film of the week is
Passing showing at 10:55 p.m. on Thursday 3rd.
And of course the biggest premiere of the week turns out not to have been Morbius but
Joker turning up at primetime 9 p.m. on ITV1 on Friday 4th.
Oh, and there's
another David DeCoteau film getting its UK telelvision premiere on Channel 5 with "Behind Her Smile" showing at 2:15 p.m. on Wednesday 2nd. I noted that Vivica A. Fox was listed in the RadioTimes as the star, and inevitably on checking imdb this has the alternate title of
"The Wrong Life Coach", which if the trend of these films continues involves Fox making a final wrap up appearance to intone to the main character that it "Looks like you picked the
wrong life coach!" (EDIT: Seeing Eric Roberts getting saucy photos in that trailer suddenly reminded me that I have seen the précis of this film already through
Jay Harangue's video on it! (spoilers!). So I can confirm that Vivica A. Fox definitely
does say that at the end!)
And E4 is starting to show the latest series of Robot Chicken at 2 a.m. in the early hours of Friday mornings in their "Adult Swim" slot, followed by some bizarre animated series called
The Mike Tyson Mysteries(?!?!?) That is starting this week from the first episode of the first series from 2014, which has this wacky write up of the plot on imdb: "Author Cormac McCarthy asks Mike and his Mystery Team to come to his ranch and help him find an ending for his latest novel. Mike discovers that the ranch is being haunted by the El Chupacabra - and rival author John Updike."
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In terms of repeats, after BBC2 showed the Paul Newman film The Long Hot Summer last Sunday, we get Newman's more famous Southern Gothic role in Tennessee Williams adaptation
Cat On A Hot Tin Roof at 9:45 a.m. on Saturday 28th. There is a lot of related stuff showing on the BBC over the rest of the week, which appears to be tying in to BBC2 showing the
Elizabeth Taylor: Rebel Superstar series on Friday nights at 9 p.m. That's starting this Friday, which means the second episode goes up against Joker next week. BBC4 is showing the
Truman and Tennessee film at 11:30 p.m. on Monday 30th, and then on Thursday 3rd another showing of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof at 9 p.m. is bookended by the 2000 Omnibus episode
England's Other Elizabeth at 8 p.m. and a collection of archive interviews with Newman at 10:45 p.m.
It also appears that Film4 is doing a mini-Robert Mitchum season next week with El Dorardo on Monday 30th and Anzio on Friday 4th, but most excitingly
River of No Return, with Marilyn Monroe, at 4:45 p.m. on Wednesday 2nd.
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2024 6:16 pm
by jlnight
Open Fire (1994 TVM), Sat 5th Oct, Talking Pictures. Or...
The Hard Way (1991), Sat 5th Oct, Legend. Or...
Story of a Love Story (Impossible Object), Sat 5th Oct, London Live. Or...
Margrete: Queen Of The North, Sat 5th Oct, BBC4.
Invasion USA (1952), late Sat 5th Oct, Rewind TV.
The Game, Sun 6th Oct, Legend. Or...
Till (2022), Sun 6th Oct, BBC2.
Silent Madness (1984), Mon 7th Oct, London Live.
The Magic Sword (1962), late Mon 7th Oct, Rewind TV.
Airport 1975, Wed 9th Oct, Legend.
Threads (1984 TVM), Wed 9th Oct, BBC4. (+ intro)
Day of Anger, Fri 11th Oct, London Live. Or...
Hammer House of Mystery and Suspense: Tennis Court, Fri 11th Oct, Talking Pictures. (Cellar Club)
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2024 5:33 pm
by colinr0380
Amusingly the premiere of The Wrong Life Coach on Channel 5 this afternoon clumsily jump-cut edits out the villain knocking the completely ineffectual boyfriend out with a baseball bat in the climax of that film (the moment that is in the above linked Jay Harangue video!), so she goes from creeping up behind the guy before an unmotivated jump to her creeping down another corridor before placing the bat to one side for the final confrontation with the heroine!
Annoyingly, of the three premieres showing next week two of them clash together at exactly the same time, with Channel 4's screening of Predator prequel
Prey at 9 p.m. on Saturday 5th going up against BBC4 showing Danish/Swedish/Norwegian/Icelandic/Czech/Polish co-production
Margrete - Queen of the North also at 9 p.m. (from a director who did a number of episodes of the original Danish series of The Killing, The Bridge and Borgen) - I think I may forego Prey (as with Morbius) in the hopes that it will get a non-DOG-tagged Film4 screening in the future to focus on the less likely to get repeated film.
And
Till is on BBC2 at 10 p.m. on Sunday 6th.
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Repeat-wise, BBC4 comfortably wins the week with tons of 'archive television' rarities getting screenings, and which are very apocalyptic themed, for some inexplicable reason.
Peter Sellers: A State of Comic Ecstasy is showing at 10:55 p.m. on Saturday 5th straight after Margrete - Queen of the North.
Going up against Till on BBC2 on Sunday 6th, BBC4 is doing a "40 Minutes" night with six films from the documentary strand beginning with a 15 minute introduction from series producer Eddie Mirzoeff at 9 p.m. - following that is Molly Dineen's 1989 film
Heart of the Angel at 9:15 p.m.;
Mixed Blessings from 1988 at 9:55 p.m.;
The Great North Road from 1991 at 10:35 p.m.; I, Alison from 1988, which is the follow up to the
first 1981 film at 11:15 p.m.;
The Mighty Leek from 1987 at 11:55 p.m.; and
Rough Justice from 1981 at 12:40 a.m.
Also on BBC4 on Monday 7th Simon Schama has a 20 minute introduction at 8 p.m. to another screening of his 1995 series "Landscape and Memory". And BBC4 devotes the whole of Wednesday 9th to nuclear themes, with documentaries about Porton Downs and Sellafield (renamed from Windscale post-nuclear accident, and which I mainly remember from the ill fated attempts to brush that business under the carpet with
the opening of a visitors centre in the mid-1990s!. Although the Windscale Disaster is most famous in film for being the capping event being referenced at the climax of (spoiler)
The Medusa Touch). Then we get to the big item of the week with director Mick Jackson (who would go on to L.A. Story, The Bodyguard and Volcano) introducing at 10 p.m. his 1984 nuclear war film
Threads which immediately follows at 10:15 p.m. - which takes in the effects of a nuclear war on Sheffield and amusingly in the post-apocalyptic scenes as one of the survivors goes on an epic trek into the rugged and rural wilds of the Peak District she ends up in my local area of Buxton in Derbyshire! Which the filmmakers somehow make more welcoming and appealing than in reality!
Threads has not shown on the main UK television channels in at least thirty years, although it did get a UK "2Entertain" DVD release in the mid 2000s, and somewhat surprisingly got a Blu-ray release in the US by Severin a couple of years ago! The BBC4 screening is followed by a
Natural World episode "On The 8th Day" at 12:10 a.m. which was a programme that had also been co-scheduled together with Threads back in 1984, which is a nice touch.
(If you want more Sheffield apocalypse shenanigans, ITV in 1999 set their Survivors-style series
The Last Train there too! So UK TV producers seem to have an obessession with destroying Sheffield with nuclear weapons for some reason! Although The Last Train is a bit more hopeful for the idea of a future generation coming through the crisis!)
On Thursday 10th, BBC4 is showing Cleopatra again to tie in with the ongoing Elizabeth Taylor series, but more excitingly is following the screening at 12:55 a.m. in the early hours of Friday 11th with a "Rex Harrison at the NFT" interview from 1971.
Not too much film repeat-wise, although Film4 is showing A Few Good Men twice during the week, at 9 p.m. on Saturday 5th and 9 p.m. on Thursday 10th; and Ryusuke Hamaguchi's Wheel of Fortune and Fantasy is showing again at 1:40 a.m. in the early hours of Friday 11th.
Oh, and My Darling Clementine is on BBC2 at 12:25 p.m. on Sunday 6th!
Re: Upcoming Movies on TV (UK)
Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2024 5:24 pm
by colinr0380
Speaking of sudden jump cut censorship edits, ITV in their screening of The World Is Not Enough have just committed the ultimate heresy by cutting out the "I thought Christmas only came once a year!" terrible pun from the very end of their screening of the film!
