I am not too sure where to put this, as it is not a Chris Morris series, but I really want to put in a plug for the BBC's great
Broken News series from 2005, which feels very influenced by what The Day Today and Brasseye had done just a few years previously. There are five half hour episodes of this series which takes the form of channel-hopping through a number of news channels as they make their way through their primetime news cycle, with each of the episodes featuring a single over-arching 'main news headline of the day' that unifies a number of the channels together in their response to some big piece of breaking news. Something like losing an entire island or a potential plane hijacking completely occupies the 'serious news channels', whilst a lot of the other more niche channels just continue on with business as normal!
That allows for a lot of really sharp satire that really specifically targets things like:
-American news channels, with the more ambitious and competent female news reader trying to ask pertinent questions whilst the older newsman waffles along in an amiable manner, completely undermining her attempts at gravitas!
IBS News wrote:"Julia, you've gotta say that trial has everything. I cannot get over that that guy is only 5'4" "
"I guess if nothing else it tells you that even the rich and famous don't necessarily lead happy lives... It's 5:35"
"...I don't know, it sounds like they all had a pretty good time to me. Maybe what its telling you is that if you are rich and famous it's great until you murder your wife... then you've got trouble"
-the incredibly parochial local news channels that elevate tiny incidents into headline news and do jokey banter with the weatherman, that always seems just on the edge of tipping from the mundanely comfortable to the incredibly naughty before they quickly defuse their awkwardness (As their running gag goes: "Don't go there!") Weirdly all of the local news stories seem on the verge of going overly sexual too, from a local town being named the sperm count capital of the country, to a piece on dogging or a concerned report about the "overwhelming flow of Eastern European prostitutes through Thetford"! Yet simultaneously is able to prove that local news can take even the kinkiest of subjects and drain all joy and excitement from them until they exist on the same boring and bland level as everything else!
-the entertainment channel with its, let's just say obviously flamboyant, L.A. correspondent, that is laser-focused on the latest celebrity gossip
-the movie news show with the presenter smarming up to his various celebrity guests in a horribly fawning manner during an interview, only to then immediately trash their latest project in a review that we cut to immediately afterwards, when he is presumably safely out of earshot! I love that we go from the presenter uncomfortably drooling over an actress in one episode, or praising a wide-eyed innocent child star in another, only to do a heel-turn into describing how terrible he found their latest films! The inevitability of the upcoming punchline makes the interview preceding it all the more upsetting/funnier!
-the 15 second news blast for ADD-addled youths
-traffic news, which presumably is completely useless if you are not in a car and instead watching the television! ("A lorry has shed its load of cars across the M56. So there are delays in that area due to a sudden increase in the
amount of cars on the road")
-the business channel, which is a blur of zooming charts and tickertape lines, as one down-to-earth bloke goes off into cockney rhyming slang and tortuous metaphors to supposedly simplify complicated financial information but only ends up making it seem even more obscure, even to the other dumbfounded person he is talking to! Every segment of this ends in a perfectly timed cut away as the other person is either left speechless or made speechless by moving to another channel before they get the chance to respond!
-the weather reports that go to ever more obscure and unnecessary locations to tell viewers about weather conditions. Including a
rather surprising choice of location for one episode!
And a variety of deadly serious main news channels that all feature a combination of male-female tag team presenters (literally in the pair of presenters who complete each others sentences, evolving to completing
syllables of each other's words!) from the brusquely informative to the friendly duo who keep gently reading out the audience's correspondence
"Oh no, we're all going to die. I'm so scared and I have been on anti-depressants for six weeks, and I'm thinking about ending it all". That's from "Bubbles" in London
"Marks and Spencers underwear is still alright". That's from "Sam" in Essex. I think that's in relation to our earlier business report.
"These people think they can play God, but they can't. Only God can play God. If there is one." Very deep point there. That's from "Z-Man"
Those 'serious news' channels also have their sub-presenters such as Melanie Bellamy with the Standing News (which seems to have a Tim Peake-style frazzled astronaut under contract to keep appearing on the news to lend his view on events back on Earth that bear less and less relationship to anything that an astronaut should have to comment on!), or the depressing Richard Harbinger who can always be relied upon to find the most doom-laden perspective on every story that he covers. Or that one lady who is out in the field doing interviews but spends so much time doing her piece to camera and walking up to interviewees that there is no time for them to say anything before she cuts them off and hands back to the studio! Plus a pre-fame Benedict Cumberbatch is in a couple of the episodes as an international correspondent standing outside of various locations killing time before something happens, only for people to take so long to appear for press statements that the episode ends just at the exact moment when there is finally a reason for him to have been there!
This series has really grown on me. It's not quite as bitingly satirical as the Chris Morris shows, and is not targeting specific media personalities directly but is more a satire of the
form of the news media (I particularly like a moment of an
interviewer interviewing an interviewer interviewing an interviewer (all confusingly named Ben) that turns into a tunnel of television screens at one point, which gets wonderfully edited! The editing in this series, from something elaborate such as that endless hall of mirrors moment to just knowing exactly the right point to cut away from each channel and into the next one, is quite a feat and it works really well. In fact the editing is impressively complex throughout). Broken News, as the title suggests, is updating the premise from the pure informational BBC satire of The Day Today and emotive personal story angle of the commerical ITV channel that Brasseye had into something that is trying to capture the bewildering range of digital news channels (for example in the hijack episode we get our
reporter on the scene interviewing a representative of a Japanese television network about the situation, then a couple of minutes later they
swap around and she is being interviewed for the Japanese TV channel! Which is an amusing way of suggesting the incestuous nature of the 'news bubble' that has reduced reporters into just killing time for their viewers by interviewing each other!). The potential over-abundance of news channels (and viewpoints) was a pretty current concern in the mid-2000s with the coming of digital switchover and the rise of Fox News, but as with the Chris Morris shows a lot of Broken News feels as if it remains quite relevant and cutting even today (The
"Halfway There Day" nostalgia episode felt extremely relevant during the recent Captain Tom period). Although there is perhaps scope for things to be updated even further now with a satire on news media in the streaming video internet age.