Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1351 Post by Monterey Jack » Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:53 pm

Why the bloody hands?

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#1352 Post by swo17 » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:59 pm

Those are gloves

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#1353 Post by Monterey Jack » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:22 am

swo17 wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:59 pm
Those are gloves
...which she doesn't sport in the original photo art. Makes her look like a zombie reaching out for warm human flesh.

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#1354 Post by Gregory » Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:57 am

But she wears those red gloves in the film, so why shouldn't they be shown on the cover? But I guess if someone is that determined to see zombies, I can't talk them out of it. I've never seen a zombie show anything like the kind of emotion the be-gloved girl is here, not even Bub in Day of the Dead.

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1355 Post by colinr0380 » Wed Jan 16, 2019 1:10 pm

I mentioned this on the Takashi Miike thread talking about the Bodyguard Kiba films but I have spent much too long trying to figure out the packaging of the UK DVD edition of these films for it not to be worth posting about! I thought that I would scan the covers for this thread, so apologies for the quality. Lets start with the back of the boxset in which the two Bodyguard Kiba films were packaged with the later Family films:
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Here is an enlarged view of the important part:
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This is where the problems is as, according to imdb (and confirmed in Tom Mes' Agitator book), Bodyguard Kiba is the one about Junpei and the trip to Okinawa, whilst Apocalypse of Carnage is about guarding the beautiful woman (though they actually go to 'exotic Taipei' rather than Hong Kong! EDIT: And wait, does that last line say "marital" arts?!)

It gets worse though when we reach the individual DVD covers:
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In which not only the text for Bodyguard Kiba is from Apocalypse of Carnage, but the images are from the second film as well. And vice versa (the images on the discs are of the cover too, which means that both discs have imagery for the other film on them!). Just shuffling the title around would have been all that was needed but unfortunately the mistake appears to be everywhere on the package from the covering boxset to the discs themselves, and it is impossible to really just swap the DVD covers around due to the title on the front not corresponding to the back cover! This is one of those times where one tiny mistaking of one film for another appears to have not been picked up on and ends up causing a fair amount of unnecessary confusion!

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#1356 Post by mfunk9786 » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:04 pm

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#1357 Post by Brian C » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:07 pm

Oh come on, that’s just hilarious. No fair if being hideous is precisely the joke.

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#1358 Post by mfunk9786 » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:09 pm

Totally, just - wow, they really nailed it. That thing is hideous.

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#1359 Post by mfunk9786 » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:51 pm

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...what expression is Jude Law even making here?

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#1360 Post by domino harvey » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:52 pm

"You're putting me on the cover?"

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#1361 Post by DRW.mov » Tue Jan 22, 2019 5:24 pm

This was Jude Law’s reaction to seeing the movie.

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#1362 Post by Brian C » Tue Jan 22, 2019 5:24 pm

"Who's that guy that my girlfriend is talking to?"

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1363 Post by Big Ben » Tue Jan 22, 2019 5:29 pm

At least he's not taking a rip from his juul!

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