Even in an apocalyptic scenario, I refuse to believe one more person wanted Tiny Furniture than Jellyfish Eyes.Graphist wrote: ↑Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:45 pmArmageddon is upon us! This is just in!
“Things are in disarray at the headquarters! Criterion staff is nowhere to be seen. Not even the always available Job Mulvaney! Upon inspection the Criterion Closet, the grail of all grail rooms has been cleaned out pretty much completely by a mob of angry and hot (aka. sweaty) Criterion customers. All is left is two Jellyfish Eyes and one Tiny Furniture. DVDs”
Crit Mess in July: A Dynamic History of the Time Criterion Didn't Make Announcements on the 15th, 16th, or 17th
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I mean, we’re going to be making jokes about Spine 1000 speculation long after it’s actually announced, so this will have a lateral effect on the forum either way!DarkImbecile wrote: ↑Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:47 pmOnly boxsets with no spine numbers, thus extending the wait for #1000 another month
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Jonathan Keogh on Twitter: “literally just hit send on gmail folks. soon....soon...”
lol
lol
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insert gif from PCU here
my work computer just crashed so I hit refresh
and nothing.
my work computer just crashed so I hit refresh
and nothing.
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Remember when there was one copy of Tiny Furniture? That’s when Jesus was carrying youbainbridgezu wrote: ↑Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:48 pmEven in an apocalyptic scenario, I refuse to believe one more person wanted Tiny Furniture than Jellyfish Eyes.Graphist wrote: ↑Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:45 pmArmageddon is upon us! This is just in!
“Things are in disarray at the headquarters! Criterion staff is nowhere to be seen. Not even the always available Job Mulvaney! Upon inspection the Criterion Closet, the grail of all grail rooms has been cleaned out pretty much completely by a mob of angry and hot (aka. sweaty) Criterion customers. All is left is two Jellyfish Eyes and one Tiny Furniture. DVDs”
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The question is whether this thread will get to 100 pages before Spine 1000 is announced
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At this point, they are probably cleaning up the office. Dusting the shelves. Restocking the Bort nametags.
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Someone remind me to stop refreshing criterion’s website by the time spine #1500 and #2000 come around.
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It’s already at 1993. On Tapatalk. Will it reach 2000?Newsnayr wrote:The question is whether this thread will get to 100 pages before Spine 1000 is announced
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Your robot butler will be able to do it for you by thenthatobscurecharm wrote: ↑Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:54 pmSomeone remind me to stop refreshing criterion’s website by the time spine #1500 and #2000 come around.
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Stuck in traffic as expected, though not going slowly enough that I can photoshop the forum into one of those "this is the last text he sent" memes
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1 hour 1 minute late
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Titles are up:
Prince of Tides
Columbus by ::kogonada::
Bodies, Rest & Motion
Border Radio upgrade
Prince of Tides
Columbus by ::kogonada::
Bodies, Rest & Motion
Border Radio upgrade
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At 2 hours and 1 minute, we all retrieve and use our concealed cyanide capsule
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I'll make sure to have my proper Nikes on
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Brother, ain't that the toothdomino harvey wrote: ↑Wed Jul 17, 2019 6:04 pmAt 2 hours and 1 minute, we all retrieve and use our concealed cyanide capsule
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Shame on Criterion for not announcing on the 15th!
Shame on us for believing it will be announced on the 16th!
Not announcing on the 17th?! Thanks, Obama!
Shame on us for believing it will be announced on the 16th!
Not announcing on the 17th?! Thanks, Obama!
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I’ll be back taking a short break to watch a Lav Diaz film.
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Oh you fell for it
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I admit it, this made me laugh.
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FFS. Thanks.
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Criterion is apparently putting as much thought into that internet video essay than their Cluny Brown cover.