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#201 Post by Gregory » Tue Nov 11, 2014 7:34 pm

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I think I have an idea of what the dragon is laughing at.

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#202 Post by dx23 » Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:35 pm

It's great to see that the film "Viva Maria and George Hamilton" has been released on Blu-ray

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#203 Post by Mathew2468 » Sat Nov 15, 2014 11:30 pm

Sorry if this has been posted:

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the texas chainSAW massacre 2

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#204 Post by Movie-Brat » Sun Nov 16, 2014 12:47 am

Oh yeah, I own that cover. Yeah I noticed they took the font from the Platinum Dunes Texas Chainsaw Massacre films and applied it to the new editions of the second film.

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#205 Post by domino harvey » Sun Nov 16, 2014 7:01 pm

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#206 Post by Zot! » Tue Nov 18, 2014 10:38 pm

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I know that miramax has been using a DDL glamor shot for this film since it premiered, but the latest iteration is just outrageous. Just put Hugh Grant on there, whydontcha?

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#207 Post by Mathew2468 » Sat Nov 29, 2014 11:58 pm

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#208 Post by domino harvey » Sun Nov 30, 2014 12:19 am

One of the first five DVDs I ever bought and I still haven't seen it! Ah, started down that path so early in life

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#209 Post by Movie-Brat » Sun Nov 30, 2014 1:30 am

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One of the sloppiest uses of photoshop I've ever seen. And this is a film that features the ever awesome Dwayne Johnson.

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#210 Post by flyonthewall2983 » Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:03 pm

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#211 Post by Feego » Sun Dec 07, 2014 7:07 pm

Just a few of Universal's upcoming and increasingly horrifying "Happy Face" re-issues:

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#212 Post by Movie-Brat » Mon Dec 08, 2014 4:53 pm

I think it's pretty obvious as to which one is the absolute terrifying in comparison.

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#213 Post by flyonthewall2983 » Mon Dec 08, 2014 8:17 pm

The white border and rounded edges reminds me of those awful plastic VHS cases usually reserved for family films.

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#214 Post by The Narrator Returns » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:25 pm

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#215 Post by Professor Wagstaff » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:38 pm

Jim Caviezel as Steve Carrell in Anchorman?

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#216 Post by ordinaryperson » Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:08 pm

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#217 Post by domino harvey » Thu Dec 18, 2014 7:38 pm

That's a lot of ass shots for wholesome family film

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#218 Post by Gregory » Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:53 pm

I was curious enough to look it up, and apparently it was a not specifically faith-oriented Canadian film in 2008 titled A Thousand Hills, about an awkward 13-year-old boy who tries to make money by recording a CD to win the favor of a pretty girl at school and to raise money to save the family farm. It didn't attract a distributor back then, but now a "family-oriented" distributor has taken a shot at rebranding it as an overtly Christian film with a new title, tagline, and misleading cover image with people and a dog not actually in the film. But the "wholesome Christian entertainment" crowd doesn't seem to appreciate the film or the bait-and-switch tactic. No "redeeming qualities" (blunt Christian messages)! Young girls in the film are immodestly dressed! etc.

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#219 Post by ordinaryperson » Sat Dec 20, 2014 11:10 pm

I came across this; don't kill me if it was already on here before

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#220 Post by Minkin » Tue Dec 23, 2014 9:24 am

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That's one dorky looking otter

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#221 Post by colinr0380 » Wed Dec 24, 2014 9:40 am

Oh my, just seeing Mij again started me blubbering!

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#222 Post by ordinaryperson » Fri Dec 26, 2014 2:22 am

Man, I feel really bad for posting that Brony DVD cover on here since that Brony killed himself.

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#223 Post by domino harvey » Sun Jan 04, 2015 6:14 pm

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I clearly already knew less than I thought

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#224 Post by Gregory » Sun Jan 04, 2015 7:02 pm

One of thousands of "books" plagiarized from Wikipedia text about the subject which is then garbled up with the help of word-substitution software and offered by Amazon to an unsuspecting and/or uncritical public.

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#225 Post by dx23 » Wed Jan 14, 2015 1:35 am

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