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domino harvey
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1026 Post by domino harvey » Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:20 pm

[img]http://criterion_production.s3.amazonaws.com/release_images/2734/522_BD_box_348x490.jpg[/img]

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1027 Post by Matt » Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:01 pm

HOW DO YOU NOT PUT MONICA VITTI ON THE FUCKING COVER

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1028 Post by tavernier » Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:21 pm

she's covered up by the Blu-ray sticker

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1029 Post by Cinephrenic » Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:28 pm

Could have been a lot worse:

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1030 Post by Svevan » Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:23 pm

tavernier wrote:she's covered up by the Blu-ray sticker
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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1031 Post by domino harvey » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:40 pm

Svevan wrote:
tavernier wrote:she's covered up by the Blu-ray sticker
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Actually kind of awesome

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1032 Post by MyNameCriterionForum » Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:24 pm

looks like Thomas the Tank Engine

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1033 Post by Jeff » Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:35 pm

MyNameCriterionForum wrote:looks like Thomas the Tank Engine
Well, it is Train Month.

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1034 Post by Harmonov » Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:05 am

Svevan wrote:
tavernier wrote:she's covered up by the Blu-ray sticker
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Truly priceless, Svevan. I haven't laughed out loud reading/looking at something on this forum since Swimminghorses was banned...

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1035 Post by Cinephrenic » Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:35 am

He is filtering as we speak.

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1036 Post by LeChatSauvage » Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:19 pm

My first:

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#1037 Post by azechiel » Wed Apr 14, 2010 6:04 am

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1038 Post by mteller » Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:50 pm

So, swimminghorses is back?

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1039 Post by Alphonse Doinel » Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:55 pm

Either that or someone has stolen his trademark 'unsharpen mask to the max' technique.

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1040 Post by Magic Hate Ball » Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:44 am

I like how the dates are all crammed into that box.

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1041 Post by Cinephrenic » Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:54 am

Magic Hate Ball wrote:I like how the dates are all crammed into that box.
Good thing it wasn't a box of his lifetime work.

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1042 Post by azechiel » Sat May 01, 2010 6:50 am

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These are just ideas, they need work. And glad for the feedback on my last one, even if the sarcasm was rampant.

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1043 Post by Duncan Hopper » Sat May 01, 2010 12:53 pm

(Walks away quickly) :-"

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1044 Post by Lemmy Caution » Sun May 02, 2010 6:05 am

I don't think that very 70's font goes well with the elephant swallowed by a snake on the Miller's Crossing cover.

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1047 Post by dad1153 » Mon May 03, 2010 3:20 pm

^^^ If it had a plot summary and movie credits in the back it could pass as a Criterion cover. Nice work! =D>

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1048 Post by eljacko » Mon May 03, 2010 3:37 pm

While I appreciate your adjustments to the spine, I don't think it would work very well as it would not match at all with any other Criterion DVD.

Otherwise it's pretty good, a very nice capturing of the film. I really like the airplane markings and the Korean titling on the back. That photo of Kang Hye-jeong is almost too accurate a portrait of her character...

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1049 Post by godardslave » Tue May 04, 2010 12:52 am

I like the Barton Fink one.

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Re: Fake Criterion Covers

#1050 Post by Feego » Sat May 08, 2010 12:50 am

Bored.

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