Crit Mess in July: A Dynamic History of the Time Criterion Didn't Make Announcements on the 15th, 16th, or 17th
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They're trying to get Paul George in a trade...
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The interns have joined the Amazon strike which is gumming up the works
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At least we'll all remember where we were and which computer interface we were using during The Great Announcement Delay.
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This is our Altamont
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I have to do an hour+ of highway driving to get to a 35mm screening of Jackie Brown (humblebrag) in about 15 minutes so it is very important that this comes to a halt
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To make matters worse, the full-scale Godzilla parade balloon Toho sent them for the announcement is now roaming Manhattan unchaperonedFrauBlucher wrote: ↑Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:11 pmThe interns have joined the Amazon strike which is gumming up the works
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If I had any video/photoshop stills I'd totally put up a video of being shown the constant Coming Soon page refreshes on a moviola.
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Lena Dunham had a problem with her commentary track for Son of Godzillacaptveg wrote:I wonder if there's one title that needs some final sign-off or something that is holding everything up.
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Film Twitter’s response: “Hey, the shadow from this stupid balloon is blocking my screen in the middle of me writing my thinkpiece on Aziz Ansari’s new standup special”bainbridgezu wrote: ↑Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:13 pmTo make matters worse, the full-scale Godzilla parade balloon Toho sent them for the announcement is now roaming Manhattan unchaperonedFrauBlucher wrote: ↑Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:11 pmThe interns have joined the Amazon strike which is gumming up the works
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Just think of all the people who have died over the last two days that got cheated out of finding out what spine #1000 would be.
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These are your TokyosFrauBlucher wrote: ↑Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:16 pmLena Dunham had a problem with her commentary track for Son of Godzillacaptveg wrote:I wonder if there's one title that needs some final sign-off or something that is holding everything up.
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I just looked at the Criterion Reddit page and remind me to never do that again
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At this point I'm kinda expecting for them to announce a wave of previous titles going out of print instead.
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These are you mutated iguanasFrauBlucher wrote: ↑Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:16 pmLena Dunham had a problem with her commentary track for Son of Godzillacaptveg wrote:I wonder if there's one title that needs some final sign-off or something that is holding everything up.
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SpoilerShow
Joe Eszterhas come again
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When I saw Infinity War, a sobbing child's parents consoled him that
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Spider-Man wasn't really dead and would be in the next film. He replied: "But what if I die before it comes out? Then Spider-Man will always be dead to me."
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Ha, remember when people were inexplicably spoiler-tagging title announcements for a while? Good times.
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This is truly the best threadbainbridgezu wrote: ↑Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:22 pmWhen I saw Infinity War, a sobbing child's parents consoled him thatThat child has remained a source of haunting hilarity in my life ever since.SpoilerShowSpider-Man wasn't really dead and would be in the next film. He replied: "But what if I die before it comes out? Then Spider-Man will always be dead to me."
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I like it if you read it as a question