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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1276 Post by aox » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:09 am

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1277 Post by swo17 » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:16 am

Obviously they are rebranding to a more crumbcake-themed design scheme.

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1278 Post by Tom Hagen » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:34 am

Now they just need to find a barista who can execute a "wacky C" design with a foam pour on a latte.

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1279 Post by Matt » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:38 am

Why is Criterion wasting their time on crumbcake, which is already available in perfectly acceptable forms in other countries? Why don't they focus on donuts? I'd buy one in every flavor. Peter Becker must hate donuts.

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1280 Post by domino harvey » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:42 am

There appears to be some filling inside the cake... could this be the ever-elusive double clue?!

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1281 Post by NABOB OF NOWHERE » Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:19 pm

It's a piece of cake, a piece of CRUMB cake

Obviously they're lining up Caspar the friendly Ghost

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1282 Post by zedz » Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:50 pm

Of course, every cake baked in a ring-shaped tin will form a wacky C at some point, so this must be a clue that Criterion are eventually going to release everything.

(As long as it was baked in a ring-shaped tin.)

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1283 Post by knives » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:00 pm

I think that plot's half baked [/rimshot]

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1284 Post by aox » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:38 pm

Layer Cake release?

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1285 Post by Zinoviev » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:07 pm

Can She Bake a Cherry Pie?

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Gary Gnu
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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1286 Post by Gary Gnu » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:05 pm

(Taking good advantage of that 7 second delay.) Well, now they're just ****ing with us. :-s
Last edited by Gary Gnu on Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:12 pm, edited 2 times in total.

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1287 Post by domino harvey » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:07 pm

Cooking with us?

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1288 Post by Gary Gnu » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:10 pm

domino harvey wrote:Cooking with us?
Sorry. I unsuccessfully parodied a failed censorship on FOX News that happened recently. :lol:

But, yes. They are cooking with us, as well as fucking with us. "Sitophilia"... Sweet Movie?

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1289 Post by domino harvey » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:11 pm

Gary Gnu, don't wreck my jokes by editing your posts. These jokes are all I have in this cruel world

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1290 Post by Gary Gnu » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:13 pm

I went back and fixed it. I don't think anyone else saw me edit it. :)

... Call me out on it, but I'm going with Blu-Ray for Sweet Movie. Is the cake made of feces, by chance?

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1291 Post by Brian C » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:13 am

OMG, they posted something about Black Narcissus today. IT MUST MEAN SOMETHING!

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1292 Post by knives » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:19 am

It must mean you have to buy it.

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1293 Post by Feego » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:23 am

Brian C wrote:OMG, they posted something about Black Narcissus today. IT MUST MEAN SOMETHING!
3D Blu-ray! \:D/

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1294 Post by Gary Gnu » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:49 pm

Feego wrote:
Brian C wrote:OMG, they posted something about Black Narcissus today. IT MUST MEAN SOMETHING!
3D Blu-ray! \:D/
:lol: I was thinking the same thing!

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1295 Post by swo17 » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:20 pm

Sneak peak at an upcoming cover:

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1296 Post by souvenir » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:24 pm

Island of Lost Souls?

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1297 Post by movielocke » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:49 pm

Someone on FB said it's an image from The Game, from the psyche eval Douglas does.

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1298 Post by swo17 » Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:03 pm

And the same guy checked his DVD and didn't see that image.

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1299 Post by Tom Hagen » Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:14 pm

swo17 wrote:And the same guy checked his DVD and didn't see that image.
The unemployment situation is worse than I ever imagined.

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Re: Criterion Facebook and Twitter

#1300 Post by Gary Gnu » Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:26 pm

I think it's The Cure.

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